My Apologies

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note: this is a video recording. everything in [ ] is a sound or something else being said to someone else.

this is entirely fictional, and same persons, settings or names are figments of the authors' imaginations.

thanks, and have a nice day.

italics means Luna. 

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Hello! My name is Liberty Peregrine. I would like to sincerely apologize for that load of poop named Luna Dovelin. [EXCUSE ME? Hello, I would like to just say-

Anyways, my sister Grenade Peregrine and I would like to make a generous donation of 15 million caliphs towards the castle. [LIBERTY! I said NO CASTLE!]  [What do you mean, no castle? Grenade and I together donated 30 million! It doesn't cut away at our budget at all!]

I would like to apologize on behalf of Luna Dovelin for being such a donkey turd - [HEY! GIVE ME THE MIC!] [*thump*] [*static*] [*screech*] 

Yeah. So very sorry! And onto the next issue.

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behind the scenes:

[CASTLES ARE GREAT!]

[No, we don't need a castle!]

[Yes we do!]

[No!]

[Okay, I'm locking this microphone up in my secret compartment where you'll never ever find it.]

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thanks for reading! 

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