Bluestar's (failed) speech

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Bluestar: ~ puts on reading glasses randomly after dragging an old book onto high rock ~

Firestar: Umm Bluestar, what are you doing?

Bluestar: Silence young kit

Firestar: I'm not a kit, Bluestar

Bluestar: I said silence!

Firestar: ~dips head and sits down with the rest of the clan~

Bluestar: ~ Starts reading the book~

Hollyleaf: IS THIS PART OF THE WARRIOR CODE?!

Bluestar: -_-

Tigerclaw: ~leaps onto Bluestar, claws unsheathed~

Longtail: ~pulls Tigerclaw off of Bluestar~

Tigerclaw: Wha? Longtail! What the dung?!

Longtail:  NO!

Tigerclaw: wha

Longtail: NO!!

Tigerclaw: umm...

Longtail: NO!!!

Every cat: 0-0

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