Graystripe + Berrynose: HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Sandstorm: Another human holiday?
Firestar: I LOVED THANKSGIVING!
ThunderClan: What's Thanksgiving?
Snowbean: *pops into existence* HERE, I'M TOO LAZY TO EXPLAIN SO READ THIS *gives out a book about Thanksgiving*
Clan: WE CAN'T READ THOUGH
Snowbean: *snaps fingers* THERE YOU CAN NOW READ THANKS TO MY AMAZING AUTHOR POWERS *flies away*
Clan: *reading*
Graystripe: while they're distracted, Firestar, you take ThunderClan's fresh kill pile, Berrynose, you take WindClan's, and I'll take ShadowClan's
Berrynose: what about RiverClan?
Graystripe: Who wants to eat fish?
Firestar + Berrynose: *shakes head*
Graystripe: exactly, now let's go!
*Berrynose and Graystripe exit stage left*
Firestar: *quickly gulps down each piece of prey*
*in ShadowClan*
Graystripe: *eats the whole pile in just a few bites* *hides in a random bush in the clearing*
Tawnypelt: WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR FRESH KILL? WE JUST STOCKED UP FOR LEAF-BARE
Graystripe: *small evil laugh*
Tawnypelt: Graystripe? What are you doing here?
Graystripe: What? I'm not in your camp! You're dreaming!
Tawnypelt: *sigh* Get out before I claw your throat out
Graystripe: *quickly leaves while evilly laughing*
*in WindClan*
Berrynose: *eats prey in one bite*
Onestar: HOW IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN~
Berrynose: *puts one claw over Onestar's mouth* shhhh
Onestar: *muffled protests*
Berrynose: good *removes claw* NOW BYE, HAPPY THANKSGIVING! *runs away*
YOU ARE READING
Warrior cats randomness!
FantasyYes I know other people have done this but that doesn't mean that I can't make my own right? Anyway this book may contain some spoilers depending on where you are in the series of Warriors and this book also contains lots of randomness
