Tony Stark - "I'll treat you like my homework. Do you on the table and do you all night long."
Steve Rogers - "Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed."
Clint Barton - "I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you!"
Thor Odinson - "That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning."
Bruce Banner - "The FBI wants to steal my beloved. Can I hide it inside you?"
Matt Murdock - "Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!"
Pietro Maximoff - "You know why I'm like a squirrel? Because I want to bury my nuts in you."
Bucky Barnes - "You have pretty eyeballs, they'd be even prettier if they were eyeing my balls."
A/N - Omg I legit just searched up "Dirty Pick Up Lined and they were really disturbing and funny.
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STAI LEGGENDO
Multi-Fandom Preferences and Imagines
FanfictionUSED TO BE ONLY AVENGERS BUT IM DECIDING TO SWITCH IT TO A MULTIFANDOM INSTEAD! For now I'm going to keep this summary until I start adding up the rest! "Doth Mother know you weareth her drapes?" Including ..... • Tony Stark/Iron Man • Steve Roger...
