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Girl you know I want your love
Your love was Hand made for somebody like me
Come on now follow my lead
I may be crazy but don't mind me

Boy let's not talk to much
Grab on my waist and put that body on me
C'mon now follow my lead,
c-c'mon now follow my lead

[shape of you - ed sheeran]


"Who's that guy you've been working with?"

"My husband."

"Your what?"

"He's My partner. We just make songs together sometimes. That's all."

"Why don't you ask me to make songs with you?"

"You have to sing with me for that."

"So are you guys in a relationship?"

"Does it matter?"

"Yes."

"Why?"

"Cause you have so many better options."

"Like who?"

"Answer the question!"

"He's gay. So no."

"Oh well that's good."

"What do you mean?"

"I'm just happy you two aren't together."

"Hug."

"Right now?"

"Yes I have something to ask."

"Bring it in."

"So how do you think we would act if we were married?"

"What?"

"I mean lot of married couples argue but I don't argue with you. I think we would be the happiest married couple in the world."

"If that's the same as we are now then I agree. We would be the best married couple."

"I knew it. Alright that's it."

"I know, I have some weird questions.

"No, I've thought about it too."

"Why do you think that is?"

"Maybe we're eager to get married."

"With each other?"

"Yeah. Wanna get married?"

"What do you mean?"

"I mean Tiana Lillian Dawson will you marry me?"

"Did you actually look up American weddings? Or do all guys get on one knee?"

"I did look it up. You should feel special I did my research!"

"Oh I don't know, where's the ring?"

"Ill buy you a donut after this."

"Done. I will marry you Pietro Maximoff." "So now that we're married, whose last name are we going to take?"

"What if we made up our own. Or mix the two together?"

"Like an otp?"

"Um sure, whatever that is."

"Mawson...

"Daximoff....

"Dawsimoff...."

"Maxson.....

"Maxson?

"Maxson.

"Mācks-un."

"Maxson."

"Maxson."

"Maxson."

"So your my husband...

"And your my wife....

"Mr.Maxson."

"Mrs.Maxson."

"Were so fantastic, how can the world handle it?

"It doesn't, we created global warming."

"Too hot."

"Hot damn."

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