Excuse Me, Mr. Owl, But You're Really Screwed Up

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Bacon

                          
Is good

                          
No, great

                          
No, perfect

                          
Pefectly perfect

                          
I love bacon

                          
With a burning passion

                          
Now go make yourself

                          
Some dang quesodillas

                          
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I would marry bacon.... I'm jealous of Kevin Bacon... I... I... I want bacon...

                          
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