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dog breath 🐶👄:

my hair is pink now :)

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my hair is pink now :)

dog breath 🐶👄: also creds to my fren for taking this horrible pic of me lol

baby boy 💗👶🏻: ok 1. you're hot

dog breath 🐶👄:thank

baby boy 💗👶🏻: 2. tell your fren to fuck off because im your only fren

baby boy 💗👶🏻: 3. you had pizza and you didn't tell me ok cOOL

dog breath 🐶👄 : tyler im soRRY

baby boy 💗👶🏻: no shut the duck up justin bieber

dog breath 🐶👄: duck

baby boy 💗👶🏻: there's two types of sorries

baby boy 💗👶🏻: the justin version and the beyonce version

baby boy 💗👶🏻: im beyonce (ofc)

dog breath 🐶👄: i wanna be beyonce why are you beyonce? :(

baby boy 💗👶🏻: bc i slay

dog breath 🐶👄: slay

baby boy 💗👶🏻: i slay

dog breath 🐶👄 : slay

baby boy 💗👶🏻: i slag

dog breath 🐶👄: slag

baby boy 💗👶🏻: i meANT SLAY

dog breath 🐶👄: mhmm

dog breath 🐶👄: well if you're beyonce can i be jay-z

baby boy 💗👶🏻: sure but just letting you know i got them divorce papers in my hand boo 😘

dog breath 🐶👄: wow oK

dog breath 🐶👄: but what am i supposed to do without you b? 😭

baby boy💗👶🏻: call becky with the good hair and eat pizza with her

dog breath 🐶👄: im 

dog breath 🐶👄: how can i get you back?

baby boy 💗👶🏻: order me 69 boxes of pizza

dog breath 🐶👄: 69?

baby boy 💗👶🏻: 69.

dog breath 🐶👄: lmoa maybe 69 will be our always

baby boy 💗👶🏻: no fuck off you fuckboy

dog breath 🐶👄: tf ur so #r00D

dog breath 🐶👄: no pizza for you

baby boy 💗👶🏻: no pizza no marriage

baby boy 💗👶🏻: you liked it and you put a ring on it

baby boy 💗👶🏻: and i can rip that ring off my finger boo

dog breath 🐶👄: fine have your stupid pizza

baby boy 💗👶🏻: YAY ily now

dog breath 🐶👄: you just thREATENED OUR MARRIAGE A FEW MINUTES AGO

baby boy 💗👶🏻: tough love baby, tough love.

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