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baby boy 👶🏻💗: guess what im eating for dinner

dog breath 🐶👄: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

baby boy 👶🏻💗: oh gOD

baby boy 👶🏻💗: you say it im blocking you

dog breath 🐶👄: this dICK

dog breath 🐶👄: WAIT NO PLS

baby boy 👶🏻💗: blockt !!

dog breath 🐶👄: tYLER

dog breath 🐶👄: TYLER I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

dog breath 🐶👄: UNBLOCK ME YOU UNDERCOOKED SHRIMP

dog breath 🐶👄: you know what

dog breath 🐶👄: fine

dog breath 🐶👄: i'll serenade you with lyrics even though you can't see them

dog breath 🐶👄: *clears throat*

dog breath 🐶👄: when you go to sleep at night

dog breath 🐶👄: when you wake up in the morning

dog breath 🐶👄: and when you walk the halls girl you know you wanna flaunt it

dog breath 🐶👄: idk what comes after that so ill just skip to the main part

dog breath 🐶👄: anD YOU CAN WEAR MY SWEATSHIRT

baby boy 👶🏻💗: josh wtf

dog breath 🐶👄: AND YOU CA- tYLER

baby boy 👶🏻💗: i didn't even block you boi

dog breath 🐶👄: o

baby boy 👶🏻💗: did you just try to fucking serenade me with jacob sarclitoris lyrics

dog breath 🐶👄: depends

dog breath 🐶👄: did it work

baby boy 👶🏻💗: nope

dog breath 🐶👄: ,,, um

dog breath 🐶👄: then no

dog breath 🐶👄: *deletes messages*

baby boy 👶🏻💗: *screenshots messages before you delete them*

dog breath 🐶👄: GODFUCK

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