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dj spooky jim: ty

dj spooky jim: can we have cute nicknames for each other

dj spooky jim: like nicknames that only we can call each other

tyjo: sure

tyjo: your nickname is dog breath 🐶👄

dog breath 🐶👄: no

dog breath 🐶👄: my nickname is daddy

tyjo: nO

tyjo:ITS NOT

tyjo: YA LITTLE SHITBALL

dog breath 🐶👄: WHY NOT

dog breath 🐶👄: ITS TRUE THO

tyjo: uM BECAUSE YOURE A KINKY WANKY PIECE OF SHIT

dog breath 🐶👄:waaaaaankyyyyyyy

tyjo: stfu santana lopez

dog breath 🐶👄: um don't tell my sassy lesbian queen to shut up

tyjo: she is queen tho

tyjo: ALSO WHAT IF ITS AN EMERGENCY AND I CALL THE WRONG "DADDY"

dog breath 🐶👄:that would be funny tho

dog breath 🐶👄: "dad there's something wrong" "do you need my sick dick to help you out" "jOSH"

dog breath 🐶👄: or

dog breath 🐶👄: "fuck me daddy up down and sideways" "tyler this is your father. do we need to have a talk? do you need a therapist?" "oH NO WRONG NUMBER GOTTA BLAST"

tyjo: the accuracy tho

dog breath 🐶👄: well

dog breath 🐶👄: can i atleast call you baby boy

tyjo: fine

dog breath 🐶👄: yEY

dog breath 🐶👄: you're my baby boy 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

baby boy 💗👶🏻:  was it necessary to put all of those goddamn hearts

dog breath 🐶👄: yes

dog breath 🐶👄: yes it was

baby boy 💗👶🏻: smfh

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