tyjo: joshua
dj spooky jim: yes my child
tyjo: i was just wondering
tyjo: what's your actual sexuality?
dj spooky jim: well
dj spooky jim: it may come as shocking
dj spooky jim: that i am 100% straight
tyjo: WHAT
tyjo: ARE YOU SERIOUS
dj spooky jim: lmoa no
dj spooky jim: im gay as fuck
dj spooky jim: taste the rainbow motherfucker
dj spooky jim: and I THOUGHT YOU KNEW THAT I WAS GAY
tyjo: I HAD A FEELING YOU WERE BUT I WASNT SURE
dj spooky jim: I MEAN IT WAS PRETTY OBVIOUS LEZBEHONEST
tyjo: tru
dj spooky jim: now the real question is
dj spooky jim: what's your sexuality
tyjo: idrk tbh
tyjo: im honestly really confused about my sexuality
tyjo:i guess i'll just take anything??
dj spooky jim: pan probably
tyjo: i guess
dj spooky jim: so what im hearing is
dj spooky jim: you're willing to take some buttery dun buns?? ;)
tyjo: JOSH
dj spooky jim: IM JUST WONDERING DAMN
tyjo: sigh
tyjo: and yes
tyjo: i am ;)
dj spooky jim: OH IM GETTING LAID FOR SURE TONIGHT
tyjo: you're really not
tyjo: but whatever floats your boat
dj spooky jim: you float my boat ;)
tyjo: wait
tyjo: was that a dick/boner joke
dj spooky jim:
dj spooky jim: maybe
tyjo: i
tyjo: am
tyjo: so
tyjo: done
dj spooky jim: don't you mean you're so
dj spooky jim: dun
tyjo: lEAVE
dj spooky jim: fine whatevs
tyjo: make sure you close the door on your way out
dj spooky jim: okay then breadbin urine
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