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dj spooky jim: TYJO

dj spooky jim: ITS OUR ONE WEEK ANNIVERSARY

dj spooky jim: LETS CELIBATE

tyjo: um no

tyjo: let's not celibate

tyjo: LETS CELEBRATE INSTEAD

dj spooky jim: THATS WHAT I MEANT

dj spooky jim: what even is celibate anyway

tyjo: according to my definition app it says abstaining from marriage and sexual relations, typically for religious reasons.

dj spooky jim: waitwaitwait

dj spooky jim: you keep a fUckinG definition app

dj spooky jim: #nerd

tyjo: it comes in handy sometimes shut up you prick

dj spooky jim: yeah yeah

dj spooky jim: but i don't wanna celibate with you ;)

tyjo: oh yeah

tyjo: well i do

tyjo: ESPECIALLY with you

dj spooky jim: #r00d

tyjo: im kidding

tyjo: anyways LETS CELEBRATE

tyjo: LETS GET TACO BELL AND HUG CATS

dj spooky jim: no

dj spooky jim: hug me instead

tyjo: *hugs*

dj spooky jim: thx

dj spooky jim: now hug your mouth around my dick

tyjo: JOSH

dj spooky jim: WHAT

tyjo: you always have to ruin everything

dj spooky jim: no not really

dj spooky jim: i think that i make everything better as a matter of fact

tyjo: you do as a matter of fact :)

dj spooky jim: :)

dj spooky jim: I HAVE AN IDEA

dj spooky jim: LETS SKYPE

tyjo: idk

tyjo: im not really comfortable with showing my face/voice

dj spooky jim: tyler you're hot shut up

tyjo: eh idk

tyjo: i don't really feel that way

dj spooky jim: TYLER STOP PUTTING YOURSELF DOWN OR I WILL HURT UOU

dj spooky jim: but i would hurt you gently

dj spooky jim: like a tiny little punch and a big boost of confidence :)

tyjo:

dj spooky jim: do i have to write a long ass paragraph about all of the things i love about you and how much i love you

dj spooky jim: because i will do it if i have to

tyjo: no it's fine

tyjo: im just not really comfortable with the camera ok

dj spooky jim: ok. i respect that. :) you're still beautiful though

tyjo: :)

dj spooky jim: NOW LETS GET ON THE DANCE FLOOR WITH OUR TACO BELL AND CATS AND LETS BOOGIE

tyjo: ok im the nerd with the dictionary but you're the geek who still says boogie??? WHO SAYS BOOGIE ANYMORE

dj spooky jim: me

dj spooky jim: im bringing it back betch

dj spooky jim: fuck the dab

dj spooky jim: fuck the whip

dj spooky jim: the boogie is what's in style now

tyjo: josh

tyjo: it's 2016 not 1977

dj spooky jim: ugh

dj spooky jim: you know what i wish

tyjo: what

dj spooky jim: that we could turn back time

tyjo: yeah

tyjo: to the good old days..

dj spooky jim: when our mommas sang us to sleep..

tyjo: but now we're stressed out.

dj spooky jim: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SOME DEEP LYRICS

dj spooky jim:DEEPER THAN MY BOOTYHOLE

tyjo: JOSH I SWAER

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