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Chapter 13 - Holy Dance of the Vampires!

Chapter 13; Holy Dance of the Vampires!
Maxxon Chase's P.O.V. :


"Harry, no."


"Harry, put that down you found it on the floor."


"Harry, don't eat that."


"Harry -- Y'know what? Go sit in the corner!"


"Don't give me that face, you know you've been bad."


"Harry still on happy gas?" Liam asks, walking trough the front door with a newspaper in hand. I sigh, running my fingers through my matter brown hair. "I'll take that as a yes?" Liam chuckles, sitting on the couch where Harry had attempted to shove his a pillow down his pants.


"Yes, and I'd suggest you don't touch the pillow to your left," I say, watching as Liam scoots away from the burgundy throw pillow. "Why did you guys think getting him to clean his teeth was a good idea? You know Harry is afraid if the dentists!" I exclaim, falling down beside Liam.


"Sorry, Max. I'd watch him, but I'm helping Louis with his role in that one new theater production. We're lying on his résumé." Liam sips some of his Dunkin' Donuts coffee, filling in an application. "I've written him down as some one of England's best commercial stars."


"Really, Liam? I expect more of you," I huff, sitting up to take a peek over Liam's shoulder. "'Starred in Sham-Wow commercial that went viral for its hilarious actor.' Louis hates Sham-Wows," I say, tugging the paper from his grip.


"Liam, what were we thinking!" I hear Lou screech, followed by some thundering steps down the stairs. "I don't even have a headshot prepared! Holy Dance of the Vampires!" Louis exclaims. "Why are we lying? I hate lying!"


Louis loves Broadway and uses their biggest flops as cuss words. It's like a way to diss them off, I guess. Dance of the Vampires was a musical in the early two thousands, starring the original Phantom of Opera actor, but as a bloodsucker. Evidently, it featured an entire song entitled "Garlic." And in Louis' words, "I wish I was joking, but I'm not."


And that concludes today's music lesson.


I can see how frustrated Lou is becoming, so I stand up. I rub his shoulders to get all the knots out. To be honest, I didn't even think actors and actresses could get this stress. Not under that ten pound make up, I guess. "Louis, this is actually great!" I exclaim. I can he is doubting me so I continue. "Finding a boy off the streets of San Francisco to become the next star of their musical! Besides, lets be honest, your résumé as shit. The biggest spot in your career was when you played the celery stick in the background of that play at the children's school. What was it called? 'Veggies are real edgy!' Or something?" I ask.


"I played the broccoli." Theres a silence as I roll my eyes. "And, for your information, it was Vegetables: Just Do It not whatever you said."


"He's gone mad!" Liam exclaims, running right by us. I watch as Harry chases after him, freezing once he sees us. He turns around, eyeing us. He dashes towards us.


We run.


-+-


"It's been ten minutes since we've been stuck in this closet, and I don't think we're gonna make it. Liam, if you're watching this," I switch my cell phone to my other hand. "You're a loser but I love you. Louis, you never made me that sandwich but I still love you. Niall, you're at work at the cruddy music shop even after I offered you a job, but I still love you too."


"Will you shut up?" Louis exclaims from the closet beside mine.


"Excuse me, I am trying to make a video of my last ten minutes of life!" I screech back. There's a silence. "I am getting out!" I exclaim, turning off my phone and stumbling out of the closet.

"Liam? Where are you?"


"I'm not getting killed, but bring me a sandwich, will ya?" I hear from the bathroom.


I roll my eyes, walking down the stairs and into the living room. I guess Harry's rampage went to the beach it something because its fairly quiet.


Well, it was.


[HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NIALL BABY]

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