One Direction Bit Me!

Chapter 20 Too Much Talking

One Direction Bit Me!

Chapter 20 Too Much Talking

I spent the rest of my day sleeping in a resort, while Liam, Zayn, and Louis took turns being on watch. Zayn of course, being the violent person he is, decided it was best to smash all the mirrors in our hotel room so Clyde couldn't have any contact with me. This time, they all made sure they didn't leave any pieces behind.

'That's what happens when little Sparrow doesn't behave.' Zayn had said when I asked him why I had to be babysat. After we all got our turns of resting, Liam decided it was best if we left Orlando. Clyde knew our specific location again and it wouldn't be safe for me here.

So now we were all sat around a coffee deciding where we should go to next. "I think we should go to New Jersey!" Louis suggested excitedly.

Zayn and Liam both rolled their eyes at him. "You just want to go there because of that stupid T.V. show." Zayn grumbled.

"Jersey Shore isn't stupid!" Louis defended.

"A show made up of pimps and tarts is stupid." Zayn shot back.

"Tarts?" I furrowed my eyebrows together. I don't think I've ever heard that term before...

"Skanks." Zayn explained.

"They just have big tits, that's all." Louis shrugged.

Liam smacked him upside the head. "Watch your mouth in front of the lady."

"Sparrow's no lady." Zayn laughed, earning a smack upside his head from Liam too.

"Thank you Liam." I smiled sweetly at Liam. "You're the only gentleman here." I placed a hand on his shoulder making his cheeks flush.

"T-Thank you." he stuttered. Was it wrong I very much enjoyed his reaction? We were interrupted by banging on the door. We all exchanged worried looks. "Were any of you expecting anyone?" Daddy Direction asked us. We all shook our heads in reply. "Then shit." Liam cursed.

"I'll get it!" Louis skipped happily to the door.

"Louis no!" Zayn and I yelled right when he opened the door.

"There's no one here." Louis turned back to us.

"Yes there is!" An annoying familiar voice replied.

Louis looked down. "Did anyone call Tinker Bell?"

"Tinkie, is that you?" I called out.

"Grab the f*cking fairy and shut the door!" Zayn hissed.

"I'm not a fairy, I'm a pixie! Get it right." Tinkie growled back.

Louis scooped Tinkie into his palm and shut the door before walking back to us. He placed Tinkie on the coffee table and took a seat next to me on the loveseat. "I can finally be Peter Pan with my Tinker Bell." Louis sighed dreamily. He turned to me with a mysterious glint in his eyes. "You can be my Wendy! And we'll live in the tree house with all the lost boys which will be Harry, Liam, Niall and Zayn. We'll fight off pirates and Captain Hook who's Clyde and he's evil helper Smee who's Celtic and we can-"

"Shut the f*ck up weirdo." Tinkie snapped.

I flicked my fingers at Tinkie making him fall back. "Hey! Why'd you do that for?"

"You were being a little asshole." I shrugged.

Tinkie got up while brushing invisible dust off himself. "Never ever poke a pixie, ever."

"Why? Do you have rabies or something?"

"No, we're very dangerous creatures." he held his head up high.