One Direction Bit Me!

Chapter 23 Tea Time

One Direction Bit Me!

Chapter 23 Tea Time

A/N: Thank you all so much for being so patient with me!! I'm a horrible person:/ And sorry if this chapter isn't good, I got about 3 hours of sleep last night, sooo yeah c:

"Sugar?" Clyde asked.

"No thanks." I replied.

He just shrugged. "Your loss." He poured a teaspoon of sugar into his tea. The way Clyde prepared tea was incredibly feminine. You would think with all the servants he had he would make them prepare to tea, but he prepared all the tea himself.

Cheesecake waved his hand dismissively. "None of them do it right, it tastes nasty when they prepare it." he answered the question in my head.

I narrowed my eyes at him. "Stay out of my head."

"You think too loud Amberia." he replied.

"That's what Liam says." Louis snickered from beside me. I glanced down to find him sitting Indian style on the ground beside my chair.

I narrowed my eyes at Louis. "I'll have to get him later."

"Slinky or Spinkle?" Clyde asked. I looked up and almost kicked myself for forgetting he was there.

"Both." I lied.

"But I thought you said 'him'?"

"They like to be referred to as one, because they're like bff's." I lied shamelessly.

"Well then," Clyde shifted in his seat. "Would he like some tea?"

"Yes, 'he'-" Louis quoted with his fingers. "-would love some tea."

"They said yes."

"I thought you said they like to be referred to as 'him' or 'he'?"

I just shrugged. "They don't mind it when I say 'they' because I'm like super close to them."

"Whatever you say, my love." his tone was laced with suspicion. He nodded before snapping his fingers. A servant with a shadowed face appeared out of nowhere and fell to the ground beside Cheesecake. "Take this to Amberia and her Siamese unicorns." he ordered in a strict tone.

Louis snickered from beside me as the servant kept his head hanging low and accepted the tea tray from Clyde. The table we were sitting at was one of those incredibly long rectangle tables you would find in a castle. The table we were sitting at was probably at least half a mile long.

And I was incredibly thankful for that, because Cheesecake couldn't get his icky pedophile vampire hands on me from such a distance. The poor servant slowly limped his way over to me. "Faster servant, faster!" Clyde growled, making the servant limp faster over to me.

"It's cool." I got up from the chair I was sitting in and appeared in front of the servant with my vampire speed. I still had to get used to that... I grabbed the tea tray from the servant, but the servant wouldn't let go.

"Let go of the tray." I tugged the tray of him.

"Master's order." The servant kept his head hanging low.

"Well, my order is to let go of the damn tray. I'm trying to save you some sweat here."

"Amberia, let the servant do it." Cheesecake ordered sharply.

I glared in his direction. "Don't tell me what to do." A small gasp escaped the servant's mouth, making me turn to him. "What?"

"No one ever talks back to Master." he said looking incredibly shocked.