fourteen: if you fucked on the bathroom sink
third person: calum
calum yawned hitting his hand on the wall, then wincing in pain. he hit it hard, so of course it hurt.
shibacalum: hey
dropdeadcth: yo
shibacalum: you two fucked didnt u
dropdeadcth: twice ya girl lost it
calum was in fact jealous, ryder probably didn't even like her, he probably just wanted a quick fuck.
shibacalum: well atleast you respect yourself, not that its bad to fuck alot people, because sex is gr8
shibacalum: did u fuck on the bathroom sink?
dropdeadcth: yoU DIDNT
shibacalum: oH BUT I DID
dropdeadcth: wHY U DO DIS
shibacalum: bECAZ I CAN
dropdeadcth: ur such a smol bby
shibacalum: ur mai smol
dropdeadcth: is that even a thing?😂😂
shibacalum: nEVER UDERESTIMATE UR DUMBNESS
dropdeadcth: wtf thom
shibacalum: i wont stop until u say ur mai smol
dropdeadcth: dont call mai naim dont call mai name thomas aim not ur smol imm not ur smol thomas
shibacalum: ur mai smol deel withh it betch
dropdeadcth: i wana get smashed at home
shibacalum: me
dropdeadcth: wen we meet we shud totilly get drunk together at home
shibacalum: we shud...
dropdeadcth: i wana b ur smol now
shibacalum: mai hart mai sole
dropdeadcth: if u do not shut the fuck up i will fly over to ur ass and slap the shit out of u
shibacalum: i wouldnt mind u slapping my ass 😏😏
dropdeadcth: tHOMAS YOU NAUGHTY ASS CHILD
shibacalum: ill be naughty for u
dropdeadcth: ARE WE ACTUALLY DoiNg tHIs RigHT NoW
shibacalum: what are u thinking right now
dropdeadcth: calum's arm veinS
dropdeadcth: that shit iS PARANORMAL AS FUCK
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FUCKING CALUM
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