in which calum pretends to be someone hes not and meets someone new
@dropdeadcth: michael clifford can hit me in the head multiple times with a nerf gun.
in reply to: max
@shibacalum: michael tried to set his fart on fire, i hardly trust him with n...
max was randomly scrolling through her twitter feed, it was just normal thing for her. her eyes stopped at multiple pictures of calum on stage. she couldn't believe she was friends with him. he was just so fucking photogenic, and she was not. it was probably a miracle that her best internet friend was friends with calum.
what surprised her the most was that her best internet friend was hot. not like she was expecting him to be unattractive, but she didn't think he looked like, that.
calum5sos: heyy
dropdeadcth: yo
calum5sos: wyd
dropdeadcth: nothing just sitting here staring at my phone
calum5sos: whats on ur phone
dropdeadcth: ur face
calum5sos: im hurt
dropdeadcth: no dude ur face is literally on my phone
calum5sos: wow
dropdeadcth: such
calum5sos: whY
dropdeadcth: oi wana be stereotypical asf
calum5sos: as long as it doesnt have to do with weird ass games
dropdeadcth: oops sorry kid not ur day
dropdeadcth: ive herd about this in fanfictions okai
calum5sos: take me to the kingg
dropdeadcth: suCK IT UP AND LET IT GO BUT UR ALWAYS OUT TO GET ME
calum5sos: youR THE SNACK HIDDEN IN MA DAFFODILS WEN IM PICKING FLOWERZZ
dropdeadcth: stop tryna weasel yo
calum5sos: send help pls
dropdeadcth: never have i ever
calum5sos: fuck ass
dropdeadcth: get ur fingers ready bitch ill ask thomas i s2g
calum5sos: fine
dropdeadcth: u startt
calum5sos: never have i ever watched deadpool
dropdeadcth: that was so dry dude
dropdeadcth: literally every1 has wached deadpool its fucking legendary
calum5sos: trutrutrutru
dropdeadcth: never have i ever sent n00dz
dropdeadcth: puT UR FINGER DOWN CALUM
calum5sos: whywhywhywhy
calum5sos: i h8 u
dropdeadcth: u kno u love me ;)
calum5sos: how many fingers do you have
dropdeadcth: 888888888
calum5sos: youve sent n00dz ???
dropdeadcth: i wouldnt rly call it noodz but eh
calum5sos: to who
dropdeadcth: im in a groupchat and we were bodyposi asf
dropdeadcth: i sent a pic of me in a t shirt
dropdeadcth: lyk i had underwear on but no pants
calum5sos: oh
dropdeadcth: yea
calum5sos: never have i ever listened to a song and just appreciated that shit
dropdeadcth: 7 fingerz
calum5sos: saim
dropdeadcth: wat song ??
calum5sos: suckerz by blackbear
[[an:idk if calum listenz to him, this is just a song i rly lyk by blackbear so yea ]]
dropdeadcth: TiO by ZAYN
calum5sos: y do i get the feeling ur kinky asf
dropdeadcth: bc i am ;)
dropdeadcth: oh mai god im kidding
calm5sos: idonotmindkinks ;)
dropdeadcth: lemme just
dropdeadcth:
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dropdeadcth: WHAT
dropdeadcth: did you just
dropdeadcth: yOU FUCKER
dropdeadcth: I HATE YOU SO MUCH
dropdeadcth: UR A SMOOTH ASS MOTHERFUCKER
calum5sos: mr.krabs meme
dropdeadcth: so i was on tumblr okai
dropdeadcth: and there was this imagine
calum5sos: it was about me wasn't it
dropdeadcth: yup
dropdeadcth: and it was so funny to me
dropdeadcth: it was like some dude and he touched 'ur girlfriends' ass and u punched him and u were lyk "i know my gurls ass looks great tonight, u kno what made it mine? CONSENT MOTHERFUCKER' i just laughed so fucking much
