four: the lorax at two a.m
third person: calum
calum scrolled through the replies on his tweet about max, hoping to see her reply. after he couldn't find it he decided to look through max's account.
he looked at her tweets, she was extremely relatable, she was funny and really sexual. she wasn't scared to talk about her blind, cocaine addict, grandma person.
he scrolled to the top of her account and pressed the follow button smiling at himself. he knew he was going to get a reaction when she stopped ignoring him.
shibacalum: max
shibacalum: max
shibacalum: maxi
shibacalum: maxine
dropdeadcth: ...tom
dropdeadcth: calm just fckig fallowed me.
dropdeadcth: calum fucjckign good just fuckkimg follipwed me,,
dropdeadcth: ni🅱️🅱️aaaa he followed mi wot a fuk
shibacalum: omfg rly?
dropdeadcth: i cat fukcig beleive tit he finaiiy falowed me.
dropdeadcth: caylum falowed meh
dropdeadcth: btw im srry i igmored u i was watching the cleveland show ith four beers and gt dunrk lolyitlolololfoflol
shibacalum: max u should probably go to sleep, or drink alot of water. i dont want u to get hurt
dropdeadcth: i don wanaa thomass hehe ass
shibacalum: max go drink some water please
dropdeadcth: no tom i dot wann a
shibacalum: just please max
dropdeadcth: NO i donn wan t to no wandor ure nmea is thomass bc ura am ass
shibacalum: max just fucking do it
dropdeacth: byc thon
calum sighed, and turned off his phone. he logged in to "Calum5SOS".
Calum5SOS: lol wow i love being an aSs
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Fanfictionin which calum pretends to be someone hes not and meets someone new @dropdeadcth: michael clifford can hit me in the head multiple times with a nerf gun. in reply to: max @shibacalum: michael tried to set his fart on fire, i hardly trust him with n...
