in which calum pretends to be someone hes not and meets someone new
@dropdeadcth: michael clifford can hit me in the head multiple times with a nerf gun.
in reply to: max
@shibacalum: michael tried to set his fart on fire, i hardly trust him with n...
another two weeks passed, and max and thomas had grown even closer, and now they were best internet friends. max still had no idea that thomas as actually calum, but calum grew more and more guilty with each second.
calum's crush on her had come to be stronger, there were certain things he noticed about her.
shibacalum: yo
dropdeadcth: what upp
shibacalum: nothingg jus chillin with the guys
dropdeadcth: w8 w8 w8 arent they in amsterdam
shibacalum: ya im kinduh on tour with them :)
dropdeadcth: why why why whY ARENT THERE PICTUREs OF YOU ON THE INTERWEBZ WHAT IS THIS
shibalum: um...
dropdeadcth: can u send me a pic
shibacalum: uh okai
shibacalum:
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dropdeadcth: holy shit
dropdeadcth: whos calum again?
dropdeadcth: imma swerve into ur lane real quik
dropdeadcth: ur rly hot/cute
shibacalum: calum's v v v offended
dropdeadcth: eh he's fine
shibacalum: i'm not okayy and it's not alright
dropdeadcth: yo what up cal
shibacalum: no, u hurt my feelings :'(
shibacalum: say sorry pls
dropdeadcth: im sorry that my best internet friend is hot as fuck
shibacalum: oh my god
dropdeadcth: heyy wana b frendz
shibacalum: yesss
dropdeadcth: w8 how do i know its actually u???
dropdeadcth: yo send me a pic no n00dz tho
shibacalum: YOU DIDNT
dropdeadcth: i totally did
shibacalum: y thoo
shibacalum: [*insert cute lil bby calum selfie here*]
dropdeadcth: wHAT
dropdeadcth: I WASNT FUCKIGN READY
dropdeadcth: fiGHT ME CALUM
dropdeadcth: MEET ME BEHIND THE BUILDING AT 8 LETS GO
dropdeadcth: iM READY I HAVE A FUCKING TASER ILL TASER THE SHIT OUT OF YOU NTIL YOU LOOK LIKE A METH ADDICT BC YOU HAVE GOT TO STOP BEING SO CUTE THAT SHIT IS NOT NORMAL I NEED SOME KIND OF REASSURANCE THAT UR REAL CUZ DAMN
shibacalum: what the fuck max
shibacalum: what sort of reaction is that
shibacalum: alsodonthurtmeplease
dropdeadcth: nO CALUM
dropdeadcth: NOT THE NO SPACE SENTENCES
dropdedcth: YOU FUCKER
dropdeadcth: you kno tOO MUCH
dropdeadcth: sgfg is litlitlitlit
dropdeadcth: sounds good feels good
shibacalum: sounds hood feels hood
dropdeadcth: sounds wood feels wood
shibacalum: sounds stood feels stood
dropdeadcth: sounds squid feels squid
shibacalum: whaT
shibacalum: wHY
shibacalum: MAX
dropdeadcth: what
shibacalum: squid
shibacalum: i once ate baby squid
dropdeadcth: what the fuck
dropdeadcth: how did it taste
shibacalum: lyk chiken
dropdeadcth: was it purple and slimy
shibacalum: it was just purple
dropdeadcth: y is this being discussed in our conversation this is not fucking normal wHY
shibacalum: becuz
dropdeadcth: yo yo yo whats ur thots on mInD Of MINe
shibacalum: its okay
dropdeadcth: WHAT THE FUCK YOU LITTLE SHIT I WILL TEAR OUT MY BONE MARROW CARVE IT INTO A CLARINET AND PLAY FUCK YOU BY LILY ALLEN BECAUSE THATS HOW I FUCKING FEEL
shibacalum: ashton just giggled be happy pls
dropdeadcth: rLLY ANGEL BABY TELL HIM I JUST SMILED AND THAT LOLA IS LOOKING AT ME LIKE SHE JUST SAW FUCKING BRENDON URIE RAP THE WHOLE FRESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR THEME SONG
shibacalum: whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywh
dropdeadcth: thE FUCKING GIGGLE
dropdeadcth: ma heart
dropdeadcth: my foot shaped, black glitter hart
shibacalum: why
dropdeadcth: yo dm me on ur acc thomas is probs freaking his shit rn
shibacalum: okaii
dropdeadcth: thomas is stil v v hot
dropdeadcth: but you'll always b my unofficial #1 hoe ;)
