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eight: here comes honey boobless

eight: here comes honey boobless
third person: third person

max was uspet with herself. all thomas was doing was looking out for her, she hated apologizing but she decided that she had to do it if she wanted her friend back.

dropdeadcth: hey thom

shibacalum: hey max

dropdeadcth: im sorry i called u an ass i know u were just looking out for me. i just dont like getting told what to do.

shibacalum: i get it, its okay i probably shouldve let you be ya know because ur an adult ur 18

shibacalum: which reminds me whens ur birthday?

dropdeadcth: september 23 lol urs?

shibacalum: uhm january 4th heheh

dropdeadcth: lol i was at the mall yesterday and gues what

shibacalum: what bitchh

dropdeadcth: i met arzaylea lol me and lola pissed her off and arz got luke to block me i have a fucking audio me and lola were dying laughing.

shibacalum: no wayy send me itt

dropdeadcth: lol here (video image)

calum was sour, not only because luke blocked max, but because arzaylea was being rude not only to max but to their fans.

shibacalum: omg lol 💀💀💀

dropdeadcth: srry for my weird voice lol i suck

calum played the audio again listening to max's voice. he thought she was rather very hot when she was angry. he couldn't see her, but her voice was pleasing. he liked her angry voice, it was a little rough, and overflowing with acidity.

shibacalum: r u kidding me

dropdeadcth: whet lol

shibacalum: u sound hot when ur angry

shibacalum: ur voice is hot in general

dropdeadcth: no it's not dude lmaoo

shibacalum: yeah it is

dropdeadcth:  lol thomas stop lying

dropdeadcth: lets just not argue on this

shibacalum: no

shibacalum: case closed

dropdeadcth: do u wanna fight

shibacalum: u r so stubborn

dropdeadcth: no, im the most positive and do gooder person out there -_-

shibacalum: my yung, innocent hart ;-;

dropdeadcth: oh suck it up u pussy

shibacalum: stop hurting mai feelingzz

dropdeadcth: okaii

dropdeadcth: lol gtg i hav werk

"sup, my name is max because the hospital wouldn't let my mom name me 'oops'." max fake smiled at the hipsters that sat in the los angeles diner.

"give us a second, ... and then kim bitch slapped her. i was so like, like suprised." the girls spoke, max walked away and looked at lola with pleading eyes.

"their talking about reality shows, kill me now." max spoke, putting a fake gun made with her hand to her head.

"relax. it's not that bad." another waitress, joanna, laughed.

"jo, just because 'here comes honey boobless' is named after you, does not make em good." max, chuckled poking lola's shoulder.

"oh, shut up, max. you know reality shows aren't that bad, especially when 'sixteen and pregnant' made a 'where are they now' segment and ran into your mom's strip club bombarding her with questions." lola spoke, and then erupted into laughter along with max and joanna. max was very open about her life, to anyone who would listen, she would tell.

"hello, lola, hello, reason i get phone therapy every morning." han, the asian diner owner, said.

"why are you dressed like that?" lola said, giggling a little. han was dressed like a tumblr girl, with too many accessories.

"a girl at urban outfitters said i looked hip." han smiled, proudly. max quickly responded afterwards, cleaning the countertop.

"you look like a lesbian i made out with once on a dare."

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max is me on so many levels im