A Smashing Addition (Classic)

Chapter 6 "Pranks Puns and Pickup Lines"

The eight of them sat in their new room chatting when all of a sudden 

"Sky are you google? 'cuz you have everything I'm searching for." said Riley and Sky started blushing faintly TL rolled his eyes 

"You had to remind her about the pickup lines didn't you?" asked TL to the small fox boy in his arms who looked up at him and grinned 

 "what I guess you could say that I wanted to 'pickup' on them." Skylar and Riley start laughing. Skylar gets up hoping he still had the item he needed for his next pun he went over to the closet and he opened it using his magic to hold up everything he didn't need and grabbed an instrument case he then closed the closet. holding the case.

Skylar's POV

I closed the closet holding my trombone case glad i decided to keep it. I set it on the ground opened the case and asked if I could play them something on it. They all agreed. 

"Okay my older brother taught me this and let's just say when he played it for me the first time he was on 'Femur' so then I tried to play it and it sounded like this." I played the trombone the was I had the first time "And my brother said he liked my trom'bone' solo."

Riley and I laughed more as the others face palmed when we stopped laughing we heard Riley ask this 

"Sky are your hands heavy?" she was grinning 

"no not really." responded Sky 

 "Because I can hold them for you!" Said Riley sky blushed a darker red 

"Sky your lips look lonely would they like to meet mine?" said Riley again Sky blushes even darker than before.

"Sky? Do you have a sunburn? Or are you just always this hot?" Riley said Sky was now blushing a deep crimson red as she laid in Riley's arms 

"I know I've 'Red' about Nekos but this is cute." I said as Kitty threw a knife and said

 "Shut the fuck up Skylar or next time I won't miss you with the projectile." I gulped put my trombone away. I then curled up in TL's arms and began crying I then sobbed out 

"W-Was.....I not *Sniff* 'Punny' enough?" and went back to crying in my boyfriend's arms.

Normal POV

'Wow I'm living with a bunch of dorks' thought Pikapro or Kitty as she noticed she had hurt the young fox's feelings 

"Y'know you could try and be nice there kitty." said Ness as TL and Lucas tried to calm Skylar down but it wasn't seeming to work 

"I-I.....a-am *sniff* t-the.....y-y-youngest o-out of u-us *sniff* eight." said Skylar in a tone that you would be able to tell he had been crying/is crying if you heard it.

"Shh....It's okay Skylar of she hurts you I will be the first Brawler to strike her down." said TL 

"anyone hurts my friend and I'll slit their throat." added Riley. Kitty got off her bed and as it was happening Skylar used his magic to grab his trombone he readies it and as if on cue Kitty falls and Skylar plays a chord that suited the mood. this time every one but Kitty laughed, as she leapt to her feet in an angry manner. 

"What the fuck is the time?" she asks 

"Umm....It's time for us to.....Go eat supper" Said TL and then they all got up and went to the cafeteria.

When they got there they had almost a whole table to themselves save for Link and Marth 

"Hey fox boy what's wrong this time." asked Link 

"Leave me alone Link." said Skylar 

"Aww.... what's wrong too weak to admit what's up like a normal girl." said Link 

"I fucking said leave me alone you jackass." growled Skylar as he threw a fork and actually had it pierce Link's skin. Riley, Skylar, Ariel, TL, Ness and Kitty didn't seem too fazed but Marth, Link, Lucas and Sky were freaking out. 

"L-Link are you okay?" asked a very panicked Marth 

"Oh yeah I'm totally fine..........No I'm not FUCKING okay there is a god damn fork stabbed into my arm." said Link as he stared into his obvious boyfriend's eyes 

"Why you little." said Marth 

"That's my cue to get the fuck outta here." Said Skylar as he ran away.

End Chapter 6.

oooooh. Cliffy what's gonna happen next?