(A/N): Here we introduce the original overly attached girlfriend(s) into the chat. Enjoy. Or don't. Because this isn't one of my favourite chapters. I liked puns better. This is the filler of the series, only designed for introducing new characters. Don't say I didn't warn you and that I'm meaner than Rick Riordan. Actually, please do. It'll be funny.
Hoping for undying love and support which I probably won't get because I'm not very good at asking for stuff especially love and support. Tell me what you think in the comments. It'll make me feel better. Or not, depending on the comment.
~Pure OnyxAll characters are owned by Tite Kubo and Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata
________________________________________________________
LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI has joined the chatroom
Ichigo_Guardian has joined the chatroom
bunny_shinigami_soulreaper has joined the chatroom
SaveTheStrawberries has joined the chatroom
MrsYagami has joined the chatroom
LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI: Mom?
SaveTheStrawberries: Ms Yagami-san?
bunny_shinigami_soulreaper: Light's mom?
MrsYagami: WhaT??? Nooo!!!!! I'm Misa Misa!!! Famous star and Light's future wiiiife~!
bunny_shinigami_soulreaper: misa misa? Never heard of her.
MrsYagami: whAAATTT?????!
Ichigo_Guardian has left the chatroom
LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI: What are you doing here, Misa?
MrsYagami: I was hoping you could join me for dinn~nnnerrr~??????
the_sexiest_guy_ever has joined the chatroom
MrsYagami: Who's THAT???????
LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI: Misa Misa, why don't you go set the table? I'll be there soon. Now go.
MrsYagami: Su~re, Liii~ght!
MrsYagami has left the chatroom
the_sexiest_guy_ever: dammit, I was too late. I missed that girl too.
GoddessOfLight has joined the chatroom
GoddessOfLight: Hello, Light.
LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI: Takada?
GoddessOfLight: Who else ;)?
the_sexiest_guy_ever: how come all the girls flock to LIGHT? First that hot star misa misa and now that news anchor
LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI: Shut up!
GoddessOfLight: What?! That stupid little girl Misa Misa is trying to steal MY Light away from ME? Oh, now I'm gonna teach her a lesson.
SaveTheStrawberries: sigh.
GoddessOfLight has left the chatroom
LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU SAID THAT?
the_sexiest_guy_ever: Don't you mean
the_sexiest_guy_ever: What the 'L?
LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI: L can we ask Kira to kill this guy
the_sexiest_guy_ever: what? no!!!
SaveTheStrawberries: 8%
LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI: wat?
the_sexiest_guy_ever: idk but i gtg i need to win this round to get like a zillion gold coins in my game (also i dont want to talk to light hes scaring me)
LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI: oh are you still going on about THAT??!
the_sexiest_guy_ever has left the chatroom
badass_killer_sword has joined the chatroom
LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI: Who's that?
chocolateshooter has joined the chatroom
Hollow_Ichigo_Conquerer has joined the chatroom
Ichigo_Guardian has joined the chatroom
badass_killer_sword: there you are, Ichigo.
SaveTheStrawberry: What is going on?
chocolateshooter: no idea u tell me
the_sexiest_guy_ever has joined the chatroom
the_sexiest_guy_ever: I DID IT! I DEFEATED THE OTHER GUY!
Ichigo_Guardian: zangetsu? arent you a sword spirit who's INSIDE ME?! where did you get a computer from?!?!
badass_killer_sword: I went inside one of your inner world buildings. It was a call center. Loads of computers everywhere. And awesome wifi.
the_sexiest_guy_ever: I have no idea what's going on.
Ichigo_Guardian: My sword Zangetsu's spirit is inside me AND CHATTING TO ME I MEAN LIKE WTF IS GOING ON
Hollow_Ichigo_Conquerer: That's rude, Ichigo.
Ichigo_Guardian: aaaah wtf is goING ON HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!1
the_sexiest_guy_ever has left the chatroom
chocolateshooter has left the chatroom
bunny_shinigami_soulreaper has left the chatroom
Ichigo_Guardian: where the **** are you going i need HELP herE!
SYSTEM: Ichigo_Guardian has received a warning.
SaveTheStrawberries: Why don't you just LIGHT OUT?
Ichigo_Guardian: Using my pun against me, very original, L. How did you know I said it anyway?
SaveTheStrawberries: I have my ways.
Hollow_Ichigo_Conquerer: I have my ways too... TO TAKE OVER YOUR BODY! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ichigo_Guardian: wat
Hollow_Ichigo_Conquerer: ... These things sound much better and cooler in person.
SaveTheStrawberries has left the chatroom
badass_killer_sword has left the chatroom
Ichigo_Guardian has changed his name to Ichigo_Guardian_is_afraid_and
Ichigo_Guardian_is_afraid_and has left the chatroom
Hollow_Ichigo_Conquerer has left the chatroom
________________________________________________________
(A/N): I know, it sucked. And it's been two whole hours since I uploaded this, so I'm getting worried at the number of views. Does it really suck that much? I'm so internet-social-awkward. But it's just me spilling my guts out since I'm bored and I shouldn't care if people like it right
RIIIIIGHT?
~Pure Onyx
YOU ARE READING
Strawberries and Apples (Bleach x Death Note IM Fanfic)
FanfictionAn internet messaging fanfiction. Death Note x Bleach. Misleading name. Not as cool as its name.