(A/N): Dedicated to @aundery because she's been supporting me :) and she wanted Ulquiorra here soon (she read my mind- fellow fangirls can be freaky that way, I speak from experience) I hope this makes @Quirky_Panda finally reads Bleach too, so she can collaborate on this story, because she isn't listening to me (600 chapters aren't that much, right? RIGHT??) And also, selfies are really in right now, aren't they? (did you catch that Lemony Snicket reference) (I can't believe people are actually reading this A/N, let alone this fanfiction) (look at my self-esteem isn't it so high -_- I disappoint myself)
I read up a lot (okay, just a little) about Batman, Batgirl, Robin, the Joker, and even read Bleach x Batman fanfictions- in the name of research, I swear- I should get a dedication award.
Even though I'm not dedicated enough to finish writing another book.
Isn't this A/N long?
~Pure Onyx, socially awkward writer who won't ask for your love and support this time because she's socially awkward
P.S- Espada means sword. In spanish.
All characters are owned by Tite Kubo and Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata
(man am I tired of writing that but it drives me crazy if it isn't like all the other chapters, you know? It isn't... perfect. So you'll get the fact that the characters are owned by them drilled into your head soon)
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LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI: He's one of yours isn't he
Ichigo_Guardian: yah..
princess777: YAY! ULQUIORRA-SAN! <3 EVERYONE'S TOGETHER!!
batman04: <3, you say? You humans are always so quick to speak of such things. As though you carry your <3 in the very palms of your hands. But this eye of mine perceives all. There is nothing that it overlooks. If this eye cannot see a thing, then it does not exist. That is the assumption under which I have always fought. What is this "<3"? If I tear open that monitor of the computer of yours, will I see it there? If I smash open that motherboard of the computer of yours, will I see it there?
LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI: It's a... heart.
batman04: a heart, you say? And how?
LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI: Well, if you tilt your head sideways to the right, you can kinda see...
batman04: My all-seeing eye sees... nothing. Thus it must not be.
SaveTheStrawberries: you have some strange friends there, Ichigo-kun.
Ichigo_Guardian: I won't call us... 'friends'.
batman04: what are these 'friends' that you speak of?
LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI: '友人'
batman04: ...what?
Ichigo_Guardian: psst... he speaks spanish.
LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI: 'Amigos'
batman04: why must you take it upon yourself to translate such simple words for me? If this is the work of the 'heart' that you people speak of, then it is because you possess this 'heart' that you humans translate into spanish the simple words of english for us Espada?
SaveTheStrawberries: You are also a sword, like 'Zangetsu'?
LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI: You like batman?
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Strawberries and Apples (Bleach x Death Note IM Fanfic)
FanfictionAn internet messaging fanfiction. Death Note x Bleach. Misleading name. Not as cool as its name.
