(A/N): Free love from Matt- I know you want it :P
It's only been a few hours and here I am on chapter 5. I know I'll get writer's block soon.
Lots of love and hope you love and support me back, tell me what you think in the comments. It'll make me feel better. Or not, depending on the comment.
~Pure Onyx
All characters are owned by Tite Kubo and Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata
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SaveTheStrawberries: ?
Ichigo_Guardian_is_afraid_and: don't ask
Ichigo_Guardian_is_afraid_and: not a word
Ichigo_Guardian_is_afraid_and has changed his name to Ichigo_Guardian
puzzlesolver45: Why does no one like me? Why does everyone like Mello and L and Matt and even Yagami but not me? What do they have that I don't?
LIGHT-FRICKING-YAGAMI: A girlfriend. Girls love guys, especially when there's no chance of getting said guy.
chocolateshooter: a real gun. A real, working gun and not a toy gun.
the_sexiest_guy_ever: nah. pew pew guns are better. da ladies love pew pew guns.
bunny_shinigami_soulreaper: what are pew pew guns
SaveTheStrawberries: No, it's definitely the socks.
puzzlesolver45: what's wrong with my socks?!
SaveTheStrawberries: the fact that they exist is what's wrong with your socks.
puzzlesolver45: what do you mean?
SaveTheStrawberries: Socks can make or break you. I don't wear socks because they will lower my deduction skills by roughly 48%.
puzzlesolver45: what does that have to do with anything?
SaveTheStrawberries: See, it's elementary. They love me because I don't wear socks.
puzzlesolver45: But Mello does!
chocolateshooter: But I don't play with barbies.
puzzlesolver45: I threw my barbies away!
chocolateshooter: desperate 2 be loved huh LOL
the_sexiest_guy_ever: *SaveTheStrawberries O SaveTheStrawberries
puzzlesolver45: No, I got a much cooler set of puppets.
the_sexiest_guy_ever: Puppets creep me out. Maybe that's why. The ladies don't like stuff Matt doesn't like.
chocolateshooter: wow, i didnt know dat matty.
the_sexiest_guy_ever: yes, I never told you because the ladies love a mysterious guy.
the_sexiest_guy_ever: oh no i didnt mean it THAT way mello youre nOT A LADY HALP
puzzlesolver45: sigh
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princess777: is he going to be killed by mello?
the_sexiest_guy_ever: No need to be worried about me, stress doesn't let you burn calories easily and you remain fat!
princess777: oh?
the_sexiest_guy_ever: on the other hand, kissing helps you lose 2.6 calories per minute! You wanna try it out? ;)
Ichigo_Guardian: ...
princess777: are you calling me fat
the_sexiest_guy_ever: wait what no thats not how its supposed to go
chocolateshooter: screenshotting that burn
bunny_shinigami_soulreaper has changed her name to ilovematt
ilovematt: ???? i didn'T DO THAT IS THERE A GHOST IN MY COMPUTER ICHIGO HEEEEELP
Ichigo_Guardian: Matt. Change. It. Back.
the_sexiest_guy_ever: alright alright jeez why you gotta be so ru~de
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buttkicker: I came here to check up on orihime. And warn that weirdo.
the_sexiest_guy_ever: are you calling me a weirdo?! gosh, im so hurt!
buttkicker: good. I hope it hurt good.
the_sexiest_guy_ever: now my knee is scraped!
buttkicker: haha, yeah right. How is that possible?
the_sexiest_guy_ever: I got it when I fell for you
SaveTheStrawberries: Right After Torrance, L.A., continue going till edge of beach then take turn inland and go straight till you reach dilapidated building.
buttkicker: thanks, I happen to be in L.A. for a karate competition.
the_sexiest_guy_ever: L WHY ME?! And, karate?! Mello, HELP ME!
chocolateshooter: I'd rather save my own life thank you very much
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puzzlesolver45: Anyone? Hello?
puzzlesolver45: anyone left?
puzzlesolver45: why does no one love me
puzzlesolver45: forever alone
yourfavouritefingerpuppet: you still have me
puzzlesolver45: what the?
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yourfavouritefingerpuppet: D: NEAAAR! COME BACK!
yourfavouritefingerpuppet: why doesn't anyone love me
nearssocks: no one loves me either
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(A/N): Well this one was weird but hey it's anime fanfiction after all right
Except mine probably sucks and other fanfics don't.
~Pure Onyx
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Strawberries and Apples (Bleach x Death Note IM Fanfic)
FanfictionAn internet messaging fanfiction. Death Note x Bleach. Misleading name. Not as cool as its name.
