City of What Now?

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 Don't know why I'm doing this one, but after those terrible one-shots I thought I'd do something random. So these are some of those "TMI series titles according to. . .", and some other little random stuff. Have fun.

TMI Book Titles according to Izzy

City of The nerd mundane is kinda hot and whoa the redhead and Jace are related?

City of what is going on with Jace and Clary and oh no the hot vampire better not die

City of Max is dead and Sebastian will die

City of Simon was cheating and Jace is moody

City of Jace is gone and everything's going to hell

City of We are now literally in Hell and the vampire is now a mundane who doesn't remember me

TMI book Titles according to Clary

City of my mother is missing and I'm related to the guy I like what

City of special rune powers and now Simon and I are dating what

City of Mom's awake and we are not related even though I did kiss my real brother what

City of now my powers are being used and Jace is screwed

City of my actual brother loves me and I am going undercover

City of we're all dead, Luke and Mom are missing and me and Jace did it in hell OH YEAH (fist-bumps) but Simon is gone but he is not oh god what's gonna happen next

TMI Book Titles according to Alec

City of the redhead better not mess with my man

City of the warlock is hot but conceal don't feel

City of I'm gay as shit so screw the Clave I've got a magnificent boyfriend yay happiness and OH GOD NO MAX

City of my boyfriend dated before me and Camille is messing with me so activate sassy mode

City of I made a grave mistake and all I want is to get my warlock back screw everyone else's problems

City of I will get my man back while being all sassy and making sure no one does it in hell

TMI Book Titles according to Jace

City of I love her but somehow we're related??

City of why does the Inquisitor hate me and I'm not a bad person I swear

City of were not related but I'm gonna be moody and brooding anyway

City of I'm going insane and I really do hate Sebastian

City of What why was I working for Sebastian Clary did you stab me?

City of me and Clary banged in hell and now all is well (but Alec still won't make pie)

TMI Book Titles according to Simon

City of what is happening why was I a rat what what what

City of I'm a vampire and almost burned to death what

City of why is it always me, like stop kidnapping me for once what

City of Mark of Cain was a bad idea and I'm dating two women what

City of Clary stop being so reckless I am not going through with your crazy plan but oh okay fine wait what

City of we are in actual hell and whoa who are you guys what

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