Don't know why I'm doing this one, but after those terrible one-shots I thought I'd do something random. So these are some of those "TMI series titles according to. . .", and some other little random stuff. Have fun.
TMI Book Titles according to Izzy
City of The nerd mundane is kinda hot and whoa the redhead and Jace are related?
City of what is going on with Jace and Clary and oh no the hot vampire better not die
City of Max is dead and Sebastian will die
City of Simon was cheating and Jace is moody
City of Jace is gone and everything's going to hell
City of We are now literally in Hell and the vampire is now a mundane who doesn't remember me
TMI book Titles according to Clary
City of my mother is missing and I'm related to the guy I like what
City of special rune powers and now Simon and I are dating what
City of Mom's awake and we are not related even though I did kiss my real brother what
City of now my powers are being used and Jace is screwed
City of my actual brother loves me and I am going undercover
City of we're all dead, Luke and Mom are missing and me and Jace did it in hell OH YEAH (fist-bumps) but Simon is gone but he is not oh god what's gonna happen next
TMI Book Titles according to Alec
City of the redhead better not mess with my man
City of the warlock is hot but conceal don't feel
City of I'm gay as shit so screw the Clave I've got a magnificent boyfriend yay happiness and OH GOD NO MAX
City of my boyfriend dated before me and Camille is messing with me so activate sassy mode
City of I made a grave mistake and all I want is to get my warlock back screw everyone else's problems
City of I will get my man back while being all sassy and making sure no one does it in hell
TMI Book Titles according to Jace
City of I love her but somehow we're related??
City of why does the Inquisitor hate me and I'm not a bad person I swear
City of were not related but I'm gonna be moody and brooding anyway
City of I'm going insane and I really do hate Sebastian
City of What why was I working for Sebastian Clary did you stab me?
City of me and Clary banged in hell and now all is well (but Alec still won't make pie)
TMI Book Titles according to Simon
City of what is happening why was I a rat what what what
City of I'm a vampire and almost burned to death what
City of why is it always me, like stop kidnapping me for once what
City of Mark of Cain was a bad idea and I'm dating two women what
City of Clary stop being so reckless I am not going through with your crazy plan but oh okay fine wait what
City of we are in actual hell and whoa who are you guys what
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TMI One-Shots
Fanfiction"It was books that made me feel that perhaps I was not completely alone." -Clockwork Prince, Cassandra Clare One-shots and AU, Head-canons and the lot. Mostly MAleC, since they're mah OTP I'm gonna write...