Cheater Levi x Reader I Hate You

Afternoon Study

So I guess Armin knows my secret now thanks mom you're the best.

"Hey ____ are we stil going to your house today?"
"Yeah we are don't walk so slow okay I want to hurry up and get there. I want to make sure no one knows where I live. Got it?"
"Yes ma'am!"
"Psh"
"Oh I also brought some cookies like you know the kind even really young children can eat"
"Oh thanks"

----------Time skip--------

"Okay Armin you ready to go?"
"Yeah"
---------Time Skip---------
"So you need help with stoichiometry?"
"Yeah, do we use avagadros number on this problem?"
"Yeah we do! Good job Armin!"
"Heh well you're a good teacher"
[Baby Crying]
"Oh sorry I'll be right back!"
"You can bring the baby in here if you want!"
----Bringing baby back into living room----

Shhhh I never knew Armin was so good with kids he was able to put [BabyName] to sleep so fast wow his girlfriend is gonna be a happy wife someday.

"He's such a cute baby _____ who's his dad?"
"Oh no, no one important really!"
"Oh so you're one of those single mothers?!"
"Ehhh I guess you could say really" Not really single if the father comes back every so often to come back and rape you and to tell you that you're nothing and you'll never be anything and that he's the only one who's ever gonna love you

"So was it one of those things where..........."
"Where what Armin?"
"You know the one time things and you forget all about it later one!"
"Oh a one night stand really Armin come on say it say it~"
"Nooooo I can't say it it's so dirty and impure"
"So I'm impure and dirty. . ."
". . .NOOOOO"
"Armin"
"Yes"
"Just stop talking"
"Hai"

(ps I hate using literary devices so bear with me)

Bam Bam Bam
"___ let me in I got the groceries and other stuff"
"Okay okay"
"Hey sweetie who's this boy? IS THIS THE BOY FROM BOKU NO PICU?!?"
"AHHHH THE IMPURITIES!!"
"Mom no"
"Oh okay well he needs a hair cut tell him to stay the night it's dark out and I don't want him to get fucked up while walking home okay?"
"Didhejdhdidhdhdhdhdh MOOM!"
"Oh my"
Armin I'm so sorry (hunger games whistle for Armin)

"Oh honey have you seen the doctor"
"Yeah"
"So how's the baby doing?"
"Why would _____need to see the doctor if the baby is already born?"
"Oh she hasn't told you? ____is pregnant again isn't it wonderful?"

Bam Bam Bam. . .

And that's where I'm gonna leave things off for today who's at the door?