Hit and Run (Hitman Jones x Reader)

Sneaking Cigarettes

Sunday in notting hill
He was sneaking a cigarette
His God protects him but
I know we'll get him yet
Ran my fingers thru his hair
So he thinks its fun and games
He don't know our faces but
He'll never forget our names

Lovino and I have been "dating" for a few weeks now.  I'll admit that he sure does know how to treat a lady right.  One of our first dates involved us making pasta and wine.  Let's just say that my pasta was better than his.

I was sitting on Lovino's couch when someone covered my eyes.  I had to restrain myself from flipping the person over my shoulder.  Instead I let out a small giggle and said, "Who's there?"

Lovinio's voice came out smooth and rich; almost like a low purr. "Guess."

A coy smile cascaded upon my face, "Is it. . . Lovi?"

He removed his hands and smiled at me, "Correct, bella."

Lovino then sat down next to me and I felt his arm wrap around my shoulders.  For a brief moment his cheeks flushed as he took a deep sigh, "Y/N, I have a very important question for you."  I looked into his amber eyes.  My heart raced as he turned to face me.  "Y/N-"  What is he doing?  I wondered to myself. "-I was wondering if you would like to go London with me?"  I couldn't hide the bewildered look on my face.  "But, why?" I shook my head in utter disbelief.  Four weeks and he already wants to go on a trip with me? 

His amber eyes locked onto my E/C ones, "Because you're unlike any girl that I've ever met.  You make me laugh when I'm angry, smile when I'm sad, and every time I'm with you, I get these tingles in my body.  Every other girl that I've met only likes me for my money, but you like me for me."

I couldn't help but feel a wave a guilt wash over me as he said this.  But it's not like I haven't had people confess their love to me before.  I just haven't gotten to know my clients as well before.

"Which is why I want you to me my fratello."

"Your fratello?"  I repeated his statement.

"Yes, my brother.  But he's busy with work in England, which is why I thought we could take a trip to visit him."

I was at a lost for words.  I stood there for a good minute with my mouth open like an idiot.  I could see Lovino getting anxious at my lack of response.  I was finally able to make my mouth function, "I-I would love to go meet your brother Lovi.  But what if he doesn't like me?"

He let out a small chuckle, "Mi fratello loves everyone.  And I'm sure that he'll love you too."  His forehead touched mine and we slowly found our way to each other's mouths.  We started off slow before having it cascade into something dreams were made out of.  I grabbed a handful of his hair and pulled him closer.  When we both gasped for air, I let out a small smile.  "Guess I should start packing."

I started to leave when Lovino called out one last time, "I'll see you tomorrow then?"

I let out a small smirk, "I wouldn't ever leave you behind, mi amore."

Le Time Skip to Apartment

I sat on my bed packing my things into a small suitcase.  Francis was trying to give "safe love" tips, Arthur was yelling at Francis, and Alfred was pacing around my room.

"Mon ami, if he tries to pull any moves on you just smile and go with his wily ways."

Arthur rolled his emerald green eyes, "Don't listen to that bumbling idiot."

I smiled and rolled my eyes, "Arthur I would never listen to him.  And Francis, I don't need you to give me sex tips."

Francis gasped, "But mon ami!"

"No Francis, can you please just drop the topic?"  I hit him lightly on the arm and he sulked away in sadness.

I averted my attention back to Arthur, "If you're going to smoke in my house, you could at least share."

Arthur handed me a cigarette when I had finally noticed that Alfred had stopped pacing the room and was standing with his arms crossed.  His blue eyes pierced into mine.  I mimicked his expression, "Is there a problem?"

Alfred rolled his eyes, "Of course there's a problem.  You're going to a different country where who knows what could happen to you!  Y/N, have you ever actually traveled outside of the country?"

Is he actually worried about me?

I scoffed, "No, but look, I'm a big girl and I can take care of myself.  But if you're so concerned, why don't you just come with?"

Arthur gestured towards me, "I can see your concern Alfred, but she does have a point.  We can just take a private plane and keep an eye on her."  Arthur paused for a moment, lost in thought. "Actually, that would be the perfect place to eliminate them."

Alfred looked like he was ready to blow a fuse, "But what happens when we can't keep an eye on her?!"

"Look, I can take care of myself Bow Tie."

Alfred looked away and grumbled a few profanities, "Fine, but I still don't trust this plan."

My E/C locked onto his cerulean blue ones, "Good, now if you don't mind.  I have a plane to catch."

Le Time Skip to England (And no not that England)

I smiled as Lovino took my arm and showed me all of the beautiful sights.  We went on the London Eye and I was amazed at the view.  But I acted as though the height scared me as I gripped onto Lovino for support.  Lovino really does know how to show a girl a good time. But all too soon it was time to go and meet the renowned Feliciano Vargas.  We were going to a formal restaurant so I decided to wear a sleeveless wine red dress. When I walked out of the bathroom, Lovino was speechless, "You-you look beautiful Y/N."

I blushed and grabbed his arm.  What seemed like a matter of minutes we were in front of fancy restaurant.  We were led to an exclusive table where I saw Feliciano.  I was about to say hello when Feliciano jumped up and hugged me. 

"You must be the lovely bella that Lovi has been telling me so much about!  I must say that I love your dress! It looks just like pasta sauce!"

"Feliciano would you please calm down?"  Lovino angrily asked his brother.  I let out a small giggle.  These two were so different and yet so eccentric.  I really do wonder as to how they could run one of the biggest mafia's in the world.

Throughout the course of dinner, Feliciano would tell embarrassing stories about Lovino.  Meanwhile Lovino would just grumble in annoyance.  At one point, Feliciano started to tell a story about when Lovino and Feliciano would sleep together.  Before Feliciano could get to the climax of the story, Lovino excused himself to the bathroom.  As soon as we were out of earshot, Feliciano's whole demeanor changed. 

With a smile plastered on his face he eerily said, "Don't you dare hurt my fratello. Assassin Y/N L/N."

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Well that ends this chapter!  I hope you enjoyed it!

Tell me, what do you think of Alfred and Feliciano's behavior?  Personally, I think that things are going to get pretty tense between those two.

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