Hit and Run (Hitman Jones x Reader)

Beggin' For More

They never saw us coming
Til' they hit the floor
They just kept beggin' for
More, more
They never saw us coming
Til' they hit the floor
They just kept beggin' for
More, more 

I fell onto the couch opposite of the boys.  As I peeled my shoes off, I couldn't help but smirk at Alfred.  "That was quite the argument you had with Lovino.  Pouring alcohol on him sure made things easier."

A mischievous glint appeared in his cerulean eyes, "Don't worry about it Y/N.  It reminded me of this one time when I lit one of my clients on fire.  Their screams were like music to my ears.  But I couldn't play my usual game with them, so I quickly ditched the tactic. "

I furrowed my brows in confusion, "And what is your usual game?"

He let out an energetic smile, "Why I play the knife game! The last finger still attached is mine to keep!"

A shiver went down my spine.  Whenever Alfred talks about killing, he becomes so sadistic that he's almost unrecognizable. I wonder if he's also this kinky in the bedroom? Bad Y/N! Those are vile thoughts about that stupid man!

Arthur sent a look to all of us.  One that conveyed the discomfort that we were all feeling. "Ahem, Alfred.  While we appreciate your... dedication, we need to figure out what we're going to do with Feliciano Vargas."

I narrowed my eyes in determination, "Leave it to me."

Francis shook his head. "Mon ami, as much as I trust your abilities; Feliciano already knows of you, and your plan to..." He paused looking for the right word. "...flambe him.  He'll be keeping an extra special look out for you. "

I let out a cry of frustration, "Well then, what are we going to do!?"  I thought for a second, trying to come up with a plausible plan. Then I got an idea, "What about that sniper.  What's his name?" I paused then snapped my fingers in realization, "Ah! Tino Väinämöinen!"

Arthur shook his head. "That would't work love; he only does work for the Nordic countries."

My eyes widened in disbelief, "You've got to be kidding me! Now how are we going to complete our mission?!"

"Dudette, it's not like we couldn't have a sniper."

I rolled my E/C eyes, "Are you trying to tell me that you'd be up for the job?"

He perked up, his blue eyes portraying happiness. "Yeah! Then Arthur could set up a 'meeting' with Feliciano while we take care of the target!"

Arthur's emerald eyes shown with amusement, a smirk played on his face. "Alfred, and here I thought you were just a stupid burger-loving idiot."

"Wait, so you'll go through with it?" Alfred asked in a surprised manner.

"I  shall gladly join you in this plan. You will of course need my lovely ways in order to make this mission a success."  I rolled my eyes at Francis's ridiculous statement.  "Francis you idiot."

"I won't argue with you there, love. But-" Before Arthur could finish, Francis interrupted him. "You cannot deny your love for me." He said while staring into Arthur's eyes.  The sexual tension was so thick you could cut it.  After a few moments of silence, Arthur spoke.

"Go to hell you bloody frog."

"Kiss me."

"Kill you? Gladly." Arthur stood up and was about to wrap his hands around Francis' neck, when I slapped them both on the back of the head. 

"If you both don't shut up, I will kill you both."

Francis' eyes widened in fear, "Ah yes mon ami, I promise that this will not happen again."