Hit and Run (Hitman Jones x Reader)

Hit and Run

First one up was a preachers son
Last one down was an Englishman
I'm in bed with his bow tie on
All dressed up for a hit and run
Na na na na na na na
All dressed up for a hit and run
Na na na na na na na
All dressed up for a hit and run

~~~~~~

I tried to sit upright in my bed, but a fiery twinge of pain was sent through my shoulder. My head was groggy; it felt as two walls were slowly applying pressure on my head, eventually the two walls would meet and my mind would be no more.  I swung my legs over the side of the bed; my whole body screamed in pain.  I winced as I heard a voice speak, "I wouldn't push yourself Y/N." I tried to spin around to see who it was that was speaking to me; scared that it might be an enemy.  I no doubt have gained a lot of enemies from  my recent actions.  The voice let out a chuckle at my poor attempt to defend myself, "I'm not going to hurt you." I felt a hand clasp my shoulder; the touch was gentle, as if purposely minding my injury.  I turned around to be faced with a pair of cerulean eyes and a very familiar bow tie.  My voice came out in a whisper, "Alfred."

He let out a chuckle, "I'm right here."

"Alfred, am I dead?"

His blue eyes looked down on me with a concern, "No, not yet."

I let out a small laugh, which quickly turned into a cough. Alfred rushed to help me, "Whoa, don't push yourself too hard."

A weak smile formed on my lips, "I won't stop until the mission is over."

I felt his lips press themselves onto my temple. I closed my eyes, reveling in the moment. But it was short lived, as I heard a loud crash. "Ma ami, how could you do this to me?" I looked over to see Francis in an apron that read 'Ask me about my Eiffel Tower' and an appalled expression with a hand over his heart. A thick English accent quickly stopped Francis' frivolous antics. "You ridiculous, Frog! You dropped the breakfast I made for Y/N!"

I let out a small giggle, "Breakfast? I thought someone died."

His eyebrows creased in confusion,"Love, I'm going to pretend that because you almost died; this is your way of coping."

I waved my his accusation aside, "Aw, you know I'm kidding Arthur."

He sighed in frustration, "I sure hope so." After a few moments of silence he let out a small smile, "I'm just glad to see that you're alright, Y/N."

My smile mirrored his, "Me too.  We still have a job to complete."

Instantly his small smile fell into a frown, "Y/N, love, I don't think that it would be the wisest decision for you to continue on with this mission."

My happiness quickly turned to anger, "And why not?" I was careful not to show how displeased I was with his suggestion.  Why should he  decide what I can and can't do?

"Now love, please don't get upset.  But after your last fight, you are in no condition for another fight.  Besides Sebastian already knows who you are, it wouldn't make sense for you to try and compromise him when he already knows all of your tricks."

I waved his argument aside, "That's what you said last time and I was still able to complete my mission."

Arthur's emerald eyes lit up in anger, "And look what happened! You almost died Y/N."

I scoffed, "My job comes before my life.  I knew what I was signing up for, did you?"  My voice turned harsh as Arthur continued to argue with me.  I could feel a pounding in my skull; as if all my thoughts were trying to escape at once.  If I didn't get my temper under control soon; they may escape.

Arthur was about to speak when Francis gently placed a hand on his shoulder; his face was solemn. "Y/N, if you wish to see this mission through to the end, then we will not stop you."  His eyes softened as we locked gazes, "But please promise us that you'll be safe."

I gave a firm nod, "I promise."

Le Time Skip

Alfred and I walked into my boss's office. My shoulder was still brimming with pain.  I had bandaged it, but it still felt as though I had just gotten shot.  With what little strength I still had, I threw the files onto his desk.  His eyes locked with mine and my gaze hardened, "The targets have been compromised."

Suddenly his grim expression broke out into a wide smile, "Good job Y/N.  I knew that you would have no trouble with these targets." His eyes softened to what mirrored sympathy, "But was Bow Tie too much for you? Or did he give you exactly what you wanted?"  A small blush cascaded onto my cheeks, but I quickly shook it aside.  "No sir.  In fact, I found him to be quite annoying.  I hope that I never have to work with an insolent man ever again."

"Ah, well that it is unfortunate indeed."

I looked at my nails, examining their glossy shine. "Ah yes, I suppose it is.  But you see, I've found that men tend to only use me to get what they want."  My E/C eyes locked with his, "It really is unfortunate."  His eyes widened as he realized that Alfred was holding him at gunpoint.  But they quickly narrowed into slits, "Don't do this Y/N."

I let out a little laugh, "Funny, because that's exactly what I said to myself when you first came to me." My eyes narrowed into slits, "Looks like we both should have listened." It was at that moment that Alfred's hold on the trigger loosened and the bullet was now embedded into my former boss's head.  The sound crackled through the air; it resonated through the now silent room. I looked to see blood pooling around Sebastian's head.  The crimson color was seeping into his clothing.  The black suit darkened with each second.  My eyes traveled to his eyes; they held a shocked expression.  As if he thought that I wouldn't really kill him.  Stupid man. I thought to myself.  I bent down so I was mere inches from his face, "It seems your little plan to frame me back fired.  But no need to worry, I'll make sure that the Black Eye is in good hands."

I stood up and lay my head on Alfred's shoulder.  My injury suddenly reminding me how exhausted I really was.  Alfred was warm and comforting; I wanted to close my eyes and never wake again.  But there was still so much to do, "Alfred." I whispered, my energy gone.  He hummed in response. "I'm so tired." I felt his lips press against my forehead; I looked up into his cerulean eyes, "I love you, Y/N." 

My E/C orbs reflected his, "I-I think I love you too, Alfred."

Le Time Skip to a month later

I was sitting in my newly obtained office.  Alfred was standing guard behind me.  I was about to tell one of the new recruits their newest mission.  However, I've made a lot of enemies lately, and I think it best to have someone with me at all times.  I heard a knock at the door and immediately spun to be met with a young woman with blue hair and eyes as black as the night.  "Ah yes, welcome.  You must be the new recruit."  She gave a quick nod, allowing me to the continue.  "I've heard many things about you.  Which is why I've decided to give quite a big task."  I paused, taking a moment to straighten the bow tie around my neck.  My E/C eyes met hers, "I want you to kill the leader of the Russian Mafia."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oh my God.  It's over. 

It has been without a doubt one hell of a ride.  I thank you all for hanging in there and reading this story. 

It really meant a lot to me seeing all of your comments. I hope you enjoyed this final chapter as much as the others.  After this is posted I'll start  editing this story and probably try and finish my other stories.  I just wanted to thank you all.  I would not have continued with this story if you hadn't showed your appreciation for it.  Thank you all so so much.

I'm sure we'll meet again some sunny day.

~Broccoli_Otte

-----
This goes out to my sorority sisters who found out I wrote this, enjoy. can't wait to read your essay A 😂 ✌️