Diary of a Wimpy Kid Icarus

Vacation Part 1 (Bonus Chapter)

Pit opened his eyes slowly with a smile, taking in the sight of the sunlight peeking through his window. He arose slowly from bed and grabbed a marker from his desk before bouncing over to the calendar taped onto his wall. He sloppily circled the current date, hearing shuffling and groaning behind him. He turned around to face a groggy Dark Pit.

"June 21st already...?" he asked as he ran a hand through his messy, unkept hair. Pit merely nodded in response with a smile.

"Yeah! Isn't Summer great?! It's always so warm outside plus there's no school!"

"Yeah, yeah, sure. Jeez, how do you manage to stay so enthusiastic in the morning?"

"Pittoo, it's 1:00 P.M. That's not early."

Dark Pit sat up quickly with a confused expression. "Seriously? Damn, what were we doing last night...? Oh, right."

Pit raised an eyebrow. "What is it?"

"You mean you don't remember?"

"Uh...well..."

Smirking, Pittoo slid out of bed and walked over to the brunette, guiding him to the mirror on the wall. Pit gasped as he took in the sight of multiple hickeys over his neck.

"I-I...what?! When did we...oh my Goddess."

"Oh, c'mon, it's a work of art" Dark Pit joked, only to end up getting punched in the shoulder. "Ouch!"

Pit blushed heavily with a glare before grabbing his signature scarf from his dresser, wrapping it around his neck tightly.

"Don't choke yourself" Pittoo said with a sneer, causing Pit to roll his eyes. It wasn't long before the two heard a knock at his door.

"Guys? I'm coming in" Palutena announced from the other side before entering slowly. "How long were you two planning to sleep in? Did you guys stay up last night or something?"

Dark Pit snickered. "Yeah, we-"

"-played video games all night!" Pit interjected with wide eyes. He knew he'd never be able to live with himself if Palutena ever figured out what had happened the night before.

"Well, don't make that a habit. Anyway, you guys missed breakfast hours ago, so I'll make brunch, but before that, I wanted to talk to you two about something."

Dark Pit sighed as he flopped down onto Pit's bed. "What is it now?"

"Nothing bad. I just...well, I thought it would be fun if we went on vacation!"

"Woah, really?! Do you even have the time to do that? You've been pretty busy with work, lately" Pit commented.

"Nah, I've been working extremely hard, so I'm actually ahead of my work. Besides, I haven't exactly been the best mother. I mean, we hardly have time to do anything fun anymore."

"Yeah, but that's not your fault."

"I suppose so, but I can certainly put forth more effort into finishing my work quicker."

"Work moderately. Don't overexert yourself, Lady Palutena. I won't hate you if we don't get to spend as much time together as we used to."