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- 11:35 am -
[ How many penis cakes do you want? ]
{ What the actual fuck?? O.o }
[ BABE YOU FINALLY ANSWERED!! ]
{ -.- Oh..it's you... Question, WTF ARE PENIS CAKES??? }
[ It is what it sounds like, babe ]
{ Eww creep }
[ I know someone who can give you a delicious penis cake ;) ]
{ Certainly not you }
[ I got the best one in town baby. Can't afford to miss it ]
{ Thanks for the offer, but I'll pass }
[ Maybe next time then? ;) ]
{ Don't count on it }
"What is it with fuckboys these days? "

YOU ARE READING
That Vans Chick
Short Story[ Wanna make a deal? ] { I'm game } [ Ik you somehow like to keep your identity hidden from me, so I was thinking...If I find out who you are without pictures and all that bull crap - and this takes my stalking skills to a whole new level - you will...