"WASSUP BITCHES!!!!" Not a single soul noticed her (except the janitor )
"It's Sunday you little shit go back home" The janitor said while cleaning the floor infested in period blood.
"O shit I forgot, sorry my good d00d"
Lulu then proceeded to walk her ghetto ass back home,BUT HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT D00D OVER THERE HES MY PERFECT DATE.Lulu fucking dashed outta there ready to give that d00d a good succ.
"Wtf you go to this school" that beautiful mystery man said.
"QUICK TELL ME YOUR NAME SO I CAN STALK YOU!!!"
"Gabriel?"
"That's one boring ass name but your ass is beautiful so I love it. So Gabriel do you wanna succ or nahhh?!"
"A what?"
"A succ!!!!"
"Dafq is a succ?!?!"
"Ah you little fucking faggot just follow me."
They walked back to lulu's house.Little did she know all of her family members had a unprepared surprise for her.
They were smoking fat fucking blunts. (Yes even that little shit Evan)
"What the fuck guys did you steal my weed ???!?!?!?!!!?" Lulu shouted inraged.
"Haha wtf we all know that shit just oregano." Gina said while continuously smoking that fat fucking blunt.
Lulu started screaming on top of her mother fucking lungs, while this was happening luckily one of the joints lit her wings on fire. She fell on the floor crying while everyone watched and Gabriel filmed the whole thing.
She sobbed while saying "Holy shit dude."
You can practicaly hear the senflied intro in the backround. Gabriel then extinguished the flames with his tears of laughter.
Ya gotta admit she looks better without those crappu wings. Gina started eating a bomb ass waffle was watching everything unfold.
Gabriel helped Lulu back up and gave her a smile indicating that that shit was going on mother fucking Worldstar .Lulu falls to her knees after that near death experience ,and says the last inspirational thing she can say right now.
"Ayy lmao"
(fucking lulu get your shit together you piece of shit :0)
She took Gabriel by the hand and ran back to her mother fucking ghetto ass school. Gabriel was kinda interested at this point because he wants to know what a succ is.
"Gabriel !!!1!1!!1"
"What?"
"Buy me some new flashy wings make them neon too!"
"Wtf no, what's a succ!?!?!?!"
"Get me those god damn wings and I'll give you the succ."
Gabriel then proceeds to buy those ghetto ass neon wings that blind small children in an instant.
"MY EYES!!!!!¡¡¡!!¡" ,a small child screamed in pain.
(Lmao what a faggot.)
"Ok here are your fucking wings now give me the succ.", Gabriel says as he covers his eyes with sunglasses one because the edgyness of those wings are too much.
"HA! I was kiddin you Lil shit I ain't giving you any succ!!" Lulu sniggered as she took the wings out of the box to look at them before putting them back in because hot damn do those burn your eyes."Ok bye you faggot, see ya tomarrow at school!"
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The Most Shit Sonic oc
HumorCome on and join the adventures of Lulu and her crippling obsession of becoming the most mary sue oc ever. Disipte her doubts about being taken seriously she proceeds to be the most annoying little shit ever. Featuring, Gina her sister who is aware...