Come on and join the adventures of Lulu and her crippling obsession of becoming the most mary sue oc ever. Disipte her doubts about being taken seriously she proceeds to be the most annoying little shit ever. Featuring, Gina her sister who is aware...
Dear dairy or journal, or whatever you are, I am SEvEREly deprived of toastable waffles. I could make some more, but Lulu used up all the eggs from practicing how to care for her and Gabriel's child. I don't know what she sees in him, hes just a weeb who wears sunglasses and flunked kindergarten. HOW the fuck do you flunk kindergarten. All you learn is the alphabet and colors what the fuck.But alas Lulu is a fucking dense ass thot so I guess it's dismissable.
Sincerely,Gina.
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Dear whatever the fuck you are,
I have recently come across the fact that Lulu and Gabriel aren't actually dating. Its honestly very amusing, it's like finding out the stripper poles rotate and it isn't really the strrippers spinning, It's as disspointing as it is funny. How did you find out you ask? I heard him yell, "We're not in a relationship stop kissing me on the face this is borderine sexual assult Lulu." Fascinating isn't it. Well nothing really interesting happened today besides my crippling newfound fear of getting a restaining order done on Lulu again. If she gets one on Gabriel that will make it her 10th one, which means she has to wear another ankle bracelet. Because then she begs me to take it off for her and to attach it to a nieghborhood cat. I hope they work it out, farewell.
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Dear journal,
I've finally restocked my waffle stash, even if its not as big as I want it to be I'll just make do. In other news Lulu is still wearing those hideous neon green wings and I think they're making me progessively more blind everytime I see them. I probably should start wearing sunglasses inside like Gabriel, but I don't want to look retarted soooooo.I guess not. Evan seems to be doing ok, other than smoking blunts he seems pretty chill. Then again that could just be the after affects of smoking molly, but I have a little bit of hope. Oh no ,Lulu set the pool on fire again. Til we meet again, Gina. ♤ Haha look a gai book. You seem to be ginAs Gay JOuRdIarY. HAHA thats HomOseX. XD man what shit does she rite in heaR. Lol holi fuk she hates me UwU, But im WoKe az Hel nIga OwO so it dont fase me lol. Hey gina if yOur reding dis, ur gai lololololol. Riting is gai lmaoo. Also ps i wanT gaBreil to Eat mY azs. He seemz lik a gud azs eatier. GettmG all the aniMe pUss for PracticE ya Know WoT i MEeN. Oh i here her gai feetstEps. see Ya lAter lolollollilslmvwgsnekd. ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ (Should I add more tags to this story 🤔)
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