Come on and join the adventures of Lulu and her crippling obsession of becoming the most mary sue oc ever. Disipte her doubts about being taken seriously she proceeds to be the most annoying little shit ever. Featuring, Gina her sister who is aware...
Lulu is now considering stalking Gabriel's goddamn myspace account because why the fuck not ya know. #yolomyniggniggs Who knows the sexy bastard can be cheating on her, she doesn't fucking know.
~the next day in her fucking high school~
"HEY WASSUP YOU SEXY FAGGOT!!!!!!!" Lulu sniggers as she nudges Gabriel's arm with her elbow.
"What do you want Lulu ,I already told you that im not interested in stealing a kid's side bitch. I got shit to do."
"Nah fam, I want your myspace username, I already put in your full name and nothing came up."
"How did you know my my full na-"
"THATS NOT IMPORTANT GIVE ME YOUR MYSPACE USER GODDAMMIT!!!!1!1!1!1!!!1!"
"It's Mr.3dgeboi469."
"What the fuck kind of username is that you retard."Lulu said this very bluntly because like wtf. How would you feel if your crush has a retarded ass username like that.
"ANYWAYS THANKS THO 😩😩👌💦💦💦👌💦👌😩."
"Did you fucking say emojis out loud. Wha- how you even do that."Gabriel is considering deleting his myspace now. Or his life too that would work.
~fast forward to when school ends cuz its all boring and i'm to lazy to actully write school events~
When Lulu gets home she aggressively types in his username into the myspace search bar like a fucking psycho.
"Ah yes, I can smell the cringe from his account allready. //snOF"
His profile picture is him snuggling with a gay ass anime hug pillow. What was she thinking, the only hoes he gets are amime ones. Gotta fight those animated big tittie bitches.
"HUH, I didn't know Gabriel was into Loli puss puss." Lulu keeps stalking the shit outta Gabriel.
She keeps lurking til she finds his Relationship Status. Annnnnddd.
Taken.Oh hell no.
"Well, what was I expecting from a guy whose profile picture features a fucking anime hug pillow. Those guys are straight boolin."
Lulu begins to furiously look for this hoe, ain't no one gonna steal her man. And by the power of the gods, she found the hoe.
"Gotcha bitch."
~the nextdayatgayschool~
"GABRIEL YOU CUNT !!!!"
"Lulu what the fuck do you want."
"WhY arE YOU CheATinG On mE?!?!?!!??!"
"Cheati-what , we're not even in a relationship?"
"OK, WELL THEN WHY WERE YOU NOT RESPONDING TO MY TEXTS THEN."
"Something came up, don't worry about it."
"YEAH SOMETHING CAME UP, IT WAS YOUR DICC WASN'T IT PUNK!"
"Lulu please stop I have to go to class."
"F-FINE ITs NOt LIke I LOVed YOu anYwaYS,,,,PUncK." (what a lier Lol)
~After gayassschool ~ ( i recommend reading this part on mobile)
