"Hey guess what you faggots!Gabriel brought me some new wings!",Lulu said in exitement while blinding her family with those ,horrific, fucking wings."No one gives a crap about your wings you fucking pleb." Yet again another blunt remark may by Gina.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP GINA, AT LEAST PEOPLE ADMIRE ME AND MY WRITING INSTEAD OF YOUR NEWS ARTICLES! MY FANFICS ARE SUPREME."
"Yea right.Two of those three followers you have on that site are you except one. Which ironicly is Evan."
(haha get punked Lulu you cuntaroli.)
"WELL GINA THOSE FOLLOWERS ARE VERY FAITHFUL!¡"
"You do know that the only reason Evan is following you is because he admires you right?"
"PSHH, THATS NOT TRUE GINA YOU'RE JUST JELOUS.AND OF COURSE PEOPLE ADMIRE ME THATS NOT A SUPRISE!?!?!?"
"Lulu, oh my fucking god Evan can't even read.I helped him make that account. "
"HOLY SHIT D00D. THATS SAD LMAOOO, IF YOU HATE IT SO MUCH WHY DON'T YOU DELETE THE ACCOUNT. ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS SEND A CONFIRMATION EMAIL TO YOURSELF!"
"I did but you deleted my email remember.You tried to save that one follower."
"Oof" ,was the only thing Evan said in this situation.
Everyone was quiet for like three seconds, until Gabriel busted into the room really fuccin quicc like a dicc.He demanded to know what a succ was no one really wanted to tell him but hell they had to demonstrate.
Gina with her fuckin great cooking skills made a bomb ass milkshake.That shit brought all the boys to the yard.
Gina gave the boy the milkshake, "Drink this."
Gabriel then proceeded to SUCC on the straw. Then he just realized the succ was just slang for suck and tried walking away before being stopped.
"EY PRETTY BOI HOW DID YOU KNOW WHERE WE LIVE HUH?????"Lulu said waving her hands everywhere.
"You took me here remember?!?!" Gabriel said being the confused mother fucker he was."That time your wings caught on fire, remember??"
"Oh yea you're free to go, be gone you fucking faggot.Oh and by the way if we are dating, on our first date wear anything with Thomas the train on it."
"What? " Gabriel said in confusion.
"Ya heard me boi, wear them Roblox crocs too. ;-) any croc." Lulu said, once again dissapointing her family. Lord help her and her questionable kinks.
" Um okay?" Gabriel whispered to himself being scared as shit.
Would you look at that this piece of crap chapter has 420 words.I didn't plan this at all.
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The Most Shit Sonic oc
HumorCome on and join the adventures of Lulu and her crippling obsession of becoming the most mary sue oc ever. Disipte her doubts about being taken seriously she proceeds to be the most annoying little shit ever. Featuring, Gina her sister who is aware...