Come on and join the adventures of Lulu and her crippling obsession of becoming the most mary sue oc ever. Disipte her doubts about being taken seriously she proceeds to be the most annoying little shit ever. Featuring, Gina her sister who is aware...
Lulu takes her ass to school on Monday with a new fresh ass schedule. Today was her first year as a junior and allready senses all the ghetto shit going on. Her first class is in room 421, god damn it, so close.
At least Gabriel is in her first period class. She gotta sit next to oregano dealer tho, can't lose touch with them. So she convinces him to sit next to her while her dealer sits on the other side of her.
"Gabriel take off those sunglasses we aren't in a damn beach." That fat bitch says to Lulu's soulmate.
"You don't understand Mrs.Nooter , these are part or me."Gabriel demands as he makes a incredibly cringeworthy anime pose.
"Yea yea,just pay attention and i'll let it slide."
(Yea yea and class starts and shit I'm not gonna write all that out its gonna be really fucking boring too)
"SOo○. , Gabriel what class do you have next?" Lulu said as she collects her daily dose of oregano.
"History not that interesting,you?"
"Ugh, Just science with that ass cancer PUSSY of a teacher."
"Mr.Groggin? Nah man he tight."
"Yea, a tight pussy hole."
(Haha what a fuckin burn lmao)
Oh damn holy shit balls is that Gina??!?!?!?!? OH damn it is. Lulu does a full on fuckin sprint to her sister as she pushes several people out of her way.
"HAHA HEY YOU LITTLE SHIT!¡!¡"
"Oh hey Lulu."
"WTF YOU GOT D00D!"
"Algebra 2, who did you get?"
"MR. SHIT LORD .HAHA GET ROASTED!!"
"Ok you get to that, I have a class to attend."
"UGH FINE."
(OK LET JUST SKIP TO AFTER SCHOOL THIS SHIT IS TO BORING TO BE IN HUMOR )
Everyone is back home, and Gregory decides to follow them because this is my story and I decide wtf goes on.Gina stops by a close by convince store and buys a shit ton of waffles and puts it inside of a larger box.
"Gina wtf, we don't need that much waffles!"Lulu occasionally states while she tries to desperately hold Gregory's hand.
"Yes we do."
"WTF Gina, no we don't!"
"Ugh, I already brought them I'm not going back."
"FUCK YOU!!"
"Ditto."
Gabriel then proceeded to be completely serious about this topic, and proclaimed that Lulu should let the bitch buy her god damn waffles.
They finally go back home and Gina fuckin slays all those waffles And Lulu basks in her glory of doing absolutely nothing.
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