Scruba Dub Dub

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Jack was sitting in the living room when he got a message from Caliwuwu telling him to come in their room. He responded with okay and happily skipped to their room.( honestly that sounds a little gay.....) When he entered the room it was pitch black in the room.(like as in darkness not the actual Pitch Black) He tried to turn on the light but the switch wasn't working. He began to get worried.........

Jack- Cali........ Come out, Come out where ever you are......

He waited a few minutes and got no reply.

Jack- Caliwuwu....... You can come out now......For real

He waited and still didn't get an answer.

Jack- Cali. ...... are you okay?..... I'm gonna go get help.....

As Jack turned around to walk out if the room, Cali came out of the shadows and jumped on him and some how managed to land a kiss on his lips.

Jack-Ahhh......(they're kissing right now)......God Cali you scared the living hell out of me!
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Cali- Well, I must of done well because you are one hellish boy......

Jack- I sure am... Just the way you like it.......

Then suddenly Cray Cray Clarie busts into the room without knocking.

Cray- Cali!!!!! I need some pads I running low and it's better safe than sorry!!!!!! I guess.......

Cali- Okay, Okay I'll be in there in a minute.....

Jack- (Completely disgusted because guys don't like thinking about periods) EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!.......EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

Cray- Okay. Chill Jack, all girls go through it even your fiancee.

Jack looks at Cali....

Jack- You do??????

Cali- I might be immortal Jack, but I'm still a girl. I have to be able to have children sometime during my eternity here on earth.........

Jack- Bleh....... Okay, Okay I have to get used the idea first......

Cray begins to exit the room quietly.

Cray- IM LEAVING!!!!! IM LEAVING THE ROOM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!! IM WALKING OUT THE DOOR!!!!!!!

Jack- Gosh darn it Cray just leave us be......

Cray- THATS WHAT IM DOING!!!!!!! BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cali- Thank God I thought she'd never leave and let us have a moment to ourselves...... But the reason why I called you in here really was to tell you that u had a dare....

Jack- From Cray...... What is it?

Cali- You have to brush your teeth in front of everyone.

Jack- Okay..... that's not so bad...... man that's easy.

Cali- You would think so.

Jack- As much as I hate to say it...... Lets get out of here.

Cali- Okay, let me grab something first. *picks up pads* Okay, now we can go.

They walk to Cray's room first and give her the pads ,and then they walk into the bathroom.

Jack- I should use mint toothpaste.

Cali- I imagine anyone would use mint toothpaste unless they're stupid. Duh.....

Jack- Okay I get it.

Cali- Come on, Jack, let's go!

Jack- Okay here I come.

Jack walks out of the bathroom with a bowl and his toothbrush with toothpaste already on it. Then he starts to brush his teeth. Cali called all the guardians(plus Cray and Dipuc) in the living room. When they sat down, that's when Jack began to brush his teeth. Everyone was quite disgusted, that is, except for Tooth and her fairies.

Tooth started to literally drool as Jack brushed his pearly whites right in front of her.

Tooth- uhhhh...... Jack? What are you doing?

Jack- Um bruffin my teef. (Translation: I'm brushing my teeth.)

Tooth- Well, I think you've brushed them enough. They look great now.

Jack- Nah, I vanna kep gonin. (Translation: Nah, I wanna keep going. )

Tooth- OMM, I can't take it anymore!!!!!!

Tooth lunged at Jack and pinned him on the ground. Then she whistled and thousands of little fairies came out of nowhere.

Jack- *spits into the bowl*(remember the bowl he got while he was in the bathroom?) WHAT THE HELL TOOTH!!!!!!!

Tooth- I told you to stop. Now I can't stop what's already been started.

Jack- Well, what did you start???!!!

Then suddenly Tooth took her fingers and pried Jack's mouth open. Then those thousands of fairies, one by one, looked at his teeth and fainted. Soon there were thousands of fairies fainted on the floor.

Tooth - They really do look like freshly fallen snow.

Then she let go of Jack's mouth and fainted.

Jack- Well....... That happened.

Everyone else in the room- Hahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!

Jack- What are y'all laughing at?

Cali- You let Tooth pin you down,TOOTH of all people , and let thousands of fairies admire your teeth? What happened to your snow powers?

Jack- First of all, I didn't let her. She was using strength I never knew she had. Secondly, I left my staff in the bedroom, so I couldn't do anything snow without it.

Cali- Sounds like a good explanation, but still, you have to admit that that was funny.

Jack - Okay it kinda was.....

Soon after the whole incident, the fairies gained consciousness and flew back to there castle along with Tooth. It turned out that she starts her feariod this week so we won't see her for abit. Hope you enjoyed this. Just a little secret. ..... I got a new co host but Cray is always gonna be in my story. I will give her name and appearance in the next mini chapter that I make about her. So be watching out for that chapter!
Love,
Caliwuwu

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