Harry Potter Head Cannons

Twenty-One

When Lily Potter was 15 she got hot.

Like, really hot.

She was, in fact, drop dead gorgeous.

So when she got on the train to go to Hogwarts and Jimmy Narintine slapped her arse, she was not impressed.

Neither in fact were her five cousins, one brother and aforementioned brothers best friend behind her.

But before they could do anything Jimmy was otherwise occupied with Lily's fist as it made contact with his jaw, her wand then poking him in the both eyes and then (just for good measure) her knee in his balls.

Jimmy Narintine broke his jaw that day and Lily Potter broke her older brothers record for the fastest detention in Hogwarts history.

Scorpius Malfoy had never smiled so hard in his life.