Meet the Bats (A Young Justice/Teen Titans Fan Fiction)

Chapter 8

Kaldur pov

Miss Martian told us about Dick knowing her name so I was going to confront him about it later. After all the chaos from the night before I had been hoping this morning would be a little better. Well it looks like that wasn't going to happen...

"Todd" Dick glared at Jason from across the breakfast table.

"Grayson" Jason glared back.

"Street rat."

"Circus freak."

"Tire thief."

"Charity case."

Dick smirked "At least my mom didn't disown me."

Jason growled at the comment "At least my mom didn't get herself murdered!"

Dick slammed his hand on the table and jumped on top of Jason. He picked him up and pinned him against the wall "Take. It. Back." He growled.

Tim decided to speak up "Um... so who wants to make Damian's breakfast? Cuz I'm pretty sure he's trying to eat a piece of raw chicken..."

The two older boys looked over at him and sure enough Damian had a piece of slimy chicken hanging out of his mouth. Jason frowned "He'll be fine..."

"Worst case scenario he gets food poisoning." Dick finished. They both went back to glaring at each other.

"This will never do!" Megan stood up from her cereal and walked over to Damian. "What would you like me to make you for breakfast?"

Damian slammed his tiny fist on the table "I demand you prepare me toast or else you shall perish!"

"Um... ok?" Megan asked confused but went to make the food none the less. A second later she came back with the toast. "Here you go." He looked down at the food and nodded in approval as he started eating. Megan flew over to the two boys. "Um how bout we don't try to strangle each other and instead play a game!"

Jason glared at Dick "You want to play a game? Ok I'll start!" he kicked Dick in the shin "Let's see how long it takes Grayson to pass out!" he then jumps on top of him and they both get into a full out fist fight.

"Boys! Please stop!" Megan pleaded to no avail.

Tim sighed and walked up next to her "I'll take care of this..." he took a deep breath "BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP OR I'LL TALK ABOUT DICK'S EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES!!!"

Both boys stopped mid punch and looked in fear over at Tim. Dick jumped up and held him clamping a hand over his mouth. "Jason get the duct tape!" Jason wrapped tape around Tim's wrists and ankles. He then put a piece over his mouth and eyes.

"Hurry lock him in the closet!" Jason yelled.

Dick nodded as he dragged a thrashing Tim to the other side of the room. Jason opened up a door and Dick threw Tim inside. He then turned the lock on the doorknob. This whole process took exactly three seconds.

The boys turn around panting "That... was... a close one!" Jason said in between breaths.

"Um... what was that all about?" Artemis asked confused.

Dick rubbed the back of his neck nervously. "Um..."

"Dick is a cross dresser but he hates people talking about it!" Jason blurted out.

"WHAT?!" Dick yelled. The whole team just stared at him. "I DON'T CROSS-" Jason clapped a hand over his mouth.

"He's just embarrassed! A lot of people make fun of him for it." Jason gently caressed Dick's cheek. "All he wants is to look pretty!" he started to sniffle as tears came to his eyes "Is that so wrong?"

Dick struggled from his grasp and quickly slapped his across the face. He then turned back to us "I DON'T CROSS DRESS!!!"

Wally shrugged "Dude you gotta do you want to do."

Dick face palmed then glared a Jason "I blame you..."

Jason was about to protest when the sound of glass shattering stopped him. Every one turned towards the window and we all gasped there stood Slade.

Dick just face palmed "Why me?"

(A/N - I had fun writing this one... :) (Evil smirk) I got the idea from binge watching the entire first half of 'Ouran High School Host Club' on Netflix yesterday. It's so good! Stay whelmed and feel the aster!)