So the first thing you notice - what you can begin to notice, is that there is this really weird smell.
>A smelly smell. The kind of smelly smell that smells smelly.
>Not necessarily a bad thing, but... ugh how do you say this
>It's like. It's dangerous. It smells like danger and a bit of copper
>But also comforting.
>It's exotic. What *is* that scent...?
>Time to take consiousness by the balls, Daring. You can do this - hell, it's in your name!
"wgblahnm?"
>flawless.
>Maybe you should open your eyes first...?
>You do so, and then immediately shut them - concussions suck, yo.
>Your mumbling and groaning has gained the attention of everypony around you - including your bestest #1 most horribly annoying fan.
>"OH MY GOSH THAT WAS SO AWESOME" Dash screams in your ear, causing you to go full fetal position.
>"YOU WERE LIKE 'STAND BACK CITIZEN' and you just BODY TACKLED ANON! I mean, I know he's heavy as a cow"
>you hear an indignant "hey!"
>"BUT LIKE, YOU KNOCKED HIM STRAIGHT ACROSS THE ROOM! AN-*"
>Silence, oh thank you.
>You also notice, for the first time, that you're not laying flat. If anything, you're bundled up against something warm.
>It moves
>"Now Dash, look. She didn't knock me *that* far, and considering how hard she hit me I'm glad nothing's broken. Just... give her a few, ok?"
>An exasperated sigh.
>"Fiiiiine. But you better not hog her all day."
>You open your eyes again
>A relatively flat, furless face greets you. It's short mane seems dischevled, eyes looking at you with a bit of laughter in them. He smiles, showing off a row of incisors and canines
>"I've never been bum-rushed by a 40lb weakling before. Kudos."
>oh shit, you're not prepared for this
"N..no, I'm Daring. And...and you were going to eat that mare!"
>You try to get accusatory before that same mare giggles to your side, drawing your attention.
>"Silly Pony, Anon was just telling us a story from his foalhood! Jack Bean and his Giant Stalk!"
>"N-no, Ponka, it's Jack an-"
>"hehe, I know what I said, nonny. It's the same thing~"
>Ok, ok ok ok. Plans change in the field all the time, you can work with this. But why was he cradling you, why was he so warm and why did he SMELL SO GOOD.
"Ah, I uh..."
>"Hey, don't worry about it, just relax. You're probably still feeling like shit."
>His paw reaches down to your exposed belly
"H-hey!"
>"Sssh." He begins to rub gently
>Oh. Oh my.
>Yes, you definitely could get used to this...exotic stallion.
>You stifle a soft moan as his wigglers just...melt you into a puddle.
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Daring Douche
FanfictionDaring doo has every stallion in every city but she keep them a city apart but what happens whne she meet a very random Human that Came to Equestria.
