Chapter 17

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>Oh. Hai.

>You're staring dumbly at the princess of the night, Luna... uh. What IS her last name?

>That's gonna bug you. Why do some pones have two names, and others just one? And some names are obviously family names - like the Cakes, so...

>While you're thinking the two feathered demons take it upon themselves to shift the blame

>"Help us, your majesty! He's using his magical horn powers to force us to tease him for some sick pleasure!"

>"We know his horn is located in his pants, here~"

>Hard Time caresses your inner thigh

>Your arm reacts on reflex with a bottle of nope.jpg

>With a satisfying *THUNK* you knock the little pone right the fuck out

"Uh. UH."

>Oh hey there brain thanks for catching up. Don't worry, reflex was here to save the day

"I can explain."

>Luna wears a look that's alternating between furious, curious and a couple other -iouses.

>"ANON THE STALLION HUMAN, YOU WILL CEASE YOUR ATTACKS AT ONCE."

"Wait don't I even get to-"

>"DO NOT TALK BACK TO YOUR BETTERS."

>dafuq did this pone just say to you

"Very well."

>Luna smiles. "That's be-"

"What else does princess moonbottom demand?"

>Luna's smile ends. "Colt, why must you be so difficult? Let the wardens search you, and then maybe we-"

"What is this Maybe bullshit?! No, no. You don't just get to manhandle me - I didn't even do anything! Where the fuck are you-"

>"If you'll excuse me, Anon?" Luna levitates out a scroll - it's the same one Twilight sent off a few hours ago. "Apparently you teased two colt-less herds, obviously in some twisted bid of power."

"Uh, no, I tried to buy carrots. See, appa-"

>Luna continues. "But if that wasn't enough, you didn't step in and present yourself to either - even when they were locked in mortal combat!"

"They were dancing, I don-"

>Luna's voice rises as she continues. "Not only THAT, but you wholly ignored them! The riot you created was an excuse for you to loot the town proper!"

"I was buying f-"

>"AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T PRESENTED YOURSELF."

>She wants a present? FINE THEN

>You grip your crotch through your pants

"DEEZ NUTS, SON."

>Gang signs everywhere

>Luna is.... actually not reacting

>Well that's not good.

>Actually thinking about it, antagonizing a demigoddess who runs the judicial system of this nation when night falls is an overall poor-

>"We have come up with a plan."

>-wait what's this now?

"Uh?"

>Luna smiles. "Don't worry your little head on such matters - I fear they might be beyond your ken."

"I preferred Ryu, honestly."

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