>Oh. Hai.
>You're staring dumbly at the princess of the night, Luna... uh. What IS her last name?
>That's gonna bug you. Why do some pones have two names, and others just one? And some names are obviously family names - like the Cakes, so...
>While you're thinking the two feathered demons take it upon themselves to shift the blame
>"Help us, your majesty! He's using his magical horn powers to force us to tease him for some sick pleasure!"
>"We know his horn is located in his pants, here~"
>Hard Time caresses your inner thigh
>Your arm reacts on reflex with a bottle of nope.jpg
>With a satisfying *THUNK* you knock the little pone right the fuck out
"Uh. UH."
>Oh hey there brain thanks for catching up. Don't worry, reflex was here to save the day
"I can explain."
>Luna wears a look that's alternating between furious, curious and a couple other -iouses.
>"ANON THE STALLION HUMAN, YOU WILL CEASE YOUR ATTACKS AT ONCE."
"Wait don't I even get to-"
>"DO NOT TALK BACK TO YOUR BETTERS."
>dafuq did this pone just say to you
"Very well."
>Luna smiles. "That's be-"
"What else does princess moonbottom demand?"
>Luna's smile ends. "Colt, why must you be so difficult? Let the wardens search you, and then maybe we-"
"What is this Maybe bullshit?! No, no. You don't just get to manhandle me - I didn't even do anything! Where the fuck are you-"
>"If you'll excuse me, Anon?" Luna levitates out a scroll - it's the same one Twilight sent off a few hours ago. "Apparently you teased two colt-less herds, obviously in some twisted bid of power."
"Uh, no, I tried to buy carrots. See, appa-"
>Luna continues. "But if that wasn't enough, you didn't step in and present yourself to either - even when they were locked in mortal combat!"
"They were dancing, I don-"
>Luna's voice rises as she continues. "Not only THAT, but you wholly ignored them! The riot you created was an excuse for you to loot the town proper!"
"I was buying f-"
>"AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T PRESENTED YOURSELF."
>She wants a present? FINE THEN
>You grip your crotch through your pants
"DEEZ NUTS, SON."
>Gang signs everywhere
>Luna is.... actually not reacting
>Well that's not good.
>Actually thinking about it, antagonizing a demigoddess who runs the judicial system of this nation when night falls is an overall poor-
>"We have come up with a plan."
>-wait what's this now?
"Uh?"
>Luna smiles. "Don't worry your little head on such matters - I fear they might be beyond your ken."
"I preferred Ryu, honestly."
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Daring Douche
FanfictionDaring doo has every stallion in every city but she keep them a city apart but what happens whne she meet a very random Human that Came to Equestria.
