>You sigh as you stretch out
>Even the guest bedroom was comfortable as fuck, considering it came from a PRINCESS who was now TOTALLY YOUR BEST FRIEND.
>Oh, I forgot.
>BE DARING
>there we go. Who else would you possibly be?
>Anyway, You spent the night drinking with awkward-virgin twilight and discussing the finer points of clopfiction
>Turns out that librarians are kinky as fuck
>You two unabashedly sported wingboners as you talked about potential positions, his size and shape, what he'd feel like
>The sounds that he'd make
>what his scen-
>*pomf*
>Dangit. Morning wingboners are a pain.
>You groan as you roll over onto your tummy
>Celestia, you did NOT want to leave this bed
>But then again, hopefully you could pick up Anon today!
>The thought makes you happy, and you spring out of bed
>Opening the door you hear some muffled sounds of conversation
>Whelp. Might as well follow 'em, right? Better than wandering aimlessly.
>After a few minutes you make your way downstairs to a... pretty tasteful breakfast nook
>Huh
>Twilight waves to you, blushing
>Her dragon-slave is busy in the kitchen, cooking breakfast
>But what really gets your attention is the fresh pot of coffee
>Aww. Dis mare right here
>You sit down beside her, nodding
"Mrnn"
>Whelp. Brain's still not booted.
>"Hehe, Good Morning, Daring."
"Heh. Morning to you too, Twily."
>Twilight smiles, pawing a hoof at you. "Seriously, only my brother calls me that..."
"So purple smart, then?"
>Twilight laughs. "Better than grape encyclopedia! I'm serious, where does anon even-"
>The *clank* of plates hitting the table interrupts her. Apparently spike is done
>No, I mean he's just done.
>"I'm.... gonna just stare at sweetiebelle for a few hours." He says, not really asking permission
>"Well, I'm not sure that's a healthy-"
>"Anon has taken the only mare I've ever loved. Let me have this." he says, looking at you two with eyes that have seen way too much
>I mean seriously. This kid just FEELS like a crystal pony refugee.
>Twilight waves him off, and off he goes
"So... yeah."
>Good intro there, Daring. Fantastic.
>The two of you eat in relative silence, every so often sharing an in-joke or a smile
>It feels good to relax with a pone you can trust
YOU ARE READING
Daring Douche
FanfictionDaring doo has every stallion in every city but she keep them a city apart but what happens whne she meet a very random Human that Came to Equestria.
