Be Daring
>Be slamming your hooves against the solid oak door
>Be cursing as loud as you dare because DAT WHORSE JUST STOLE YO MAN
>Your marshmallow flailing eventually snaps your herd out of their lust-haze
>Oh man the bitching that follows
>"Ah never paid mah taxes!"
>"You barbarians!"
>"You bunch of snitches-stitches-rhymes-with-itches!"
>"I thought what we had was special, Celestia!"
>You buck the door again
"I AM GOING TO ROB YOU BLIND."
>Twilight charges up her horn and fires a blast at the door
>A loud BANG, dust errywhere
>You already know what happened - come on. Adventurer, old hat at this
>You immediately start running down the hallway and out the stairs
>The smoke will clear and the door will still be there; it's never that easy. No, you need to scout out and see if there's any other way in
>Down the stairs back to the living quarters
>You knock over her fruitbowl and turn on her stove
>You also open her fridge and pull everything out
>Her energy bill's gonna skyrocket
>Fuck da ponice
>OK that was actually somewhat cathartic
>But where can y-BALCONIES. Towers like this always have balconies everywhere
>Racing down another floor past gram-gram's furniture, past the books, you finally make it outside
>*fwump* *fwump* *Whoosh*
>Your wings spring out and with a powerful thrust, you take off
>Anon was formidable in fighting off Luna, sure - but most colts could fight off a single mare
>You think back to some of the colt-defense courses you heard of
>'That's my purse!' 'I don't know you!' and then a kick to the taco
>You spiral around the tower - first, second, thir-THERE. Fourth floor, there's a balcony!
>Stupid mares. They don't know the meaning of pain.
>You arc up as fast as you can
>You hear another loud *whoomph*
>Looks like Twilight's going to just brute-force her way in
>That's a good plan B...for someone who's never been in a fight. Plan A is getting your colt out of there before an errant wall-crushing magical bolt slams into him on accident
>You land with a triumphant *clop* on the balcony
>In your patented Daring Pose(tm)
>In fact...
"HEY MARES. LET'S GET DARING."
>Ok... uh. Catch phrase is, let's say... 6/10. Could use some work
>Shutup brain
>Kay, well I'll just start pumping you full of adrenaline, seeing as how you're about to fight two goddesses.
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Daring Douche
FanfictionDaring doo has every stallion in every city but she keep them a city apart but what happens whne she meet a very random Human that Came to Equestria.
