>Be
*sigh*
>Daring
>It's been a week since you attempted a little "sleepover" with Anon
>Yeah there were some other pones there too but that shouldn't have mattered
>he should have come back and FUCKED you awake!
>But no. He went after your cousin
>I mean, sure, the butt runs in the family, so I could see how he'd like it, but still
>IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY ASS
>YES, Ovaries, I know!
>Anyway. It happened on a weekend, and of -course- Derpy had work that morning
>So she went all around town with that hitch in her step
>Her scent and his intertwined
>And her eyes straight for about half the day
>not a big deal if she WASN'T A FREAKIN MAILMARE
>So half the town knew somethin was up on day one
>you look down from your cloud as Anon walks into town
>He's getting cat-called again
>Why does he look so bewildered?! HE did this to HIMSELF.
>Derpy's shenanigans plus that fucking marshmellow gossip
>As soon as we got the whole story from Derps, Rarity passed out
>Woke up a few seconds later, immediately ran to the spa with Fluttershy
>Speaking of, you've not really... seen much of the "herd", as it were, after Monday morning.
>Twilight just stayed in her castle
>Rarity and Applejack were always busy with work
>Fluttershy was never to be found
>Pinkie Pie didn't let it get to her, but... you don't really believe that, you don't think
>IT was just you and
>*sigh*
>You and Dash.
>Layin on clouds
>Wonderin how it came to this.
"Looks like Anon's trying to get them to stop."
>"Hmph."
>You roll over and look at Dash.
>Honestly, when you first met her, she was annoying as hell. You were also getting mugged, and she did not help you.
>whatabitch.mov
>But after hanging out with, drinking, and sorta... finding some "common ground" with her
>She's not so bad
>She's hurting, though. You can tell.
>You hear Anon's voice carried up from the wind. You can't make anything out, but that doesn't matter
>He's annoyed, the mare thinks this is a game
"It really is all a game."
>"Hmm?" Magenta eyes meet your own.
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Daring Douche
FanficDaring doo has every stallion in every city but she keep them a city apart but what happens whne she meet a very random Human that Came to Equestria.
