>DAWN OF THE THIRD DAY
>You're being rocked gently back and forth
>This is kinda nice, if it wasn't so disorienting
"Mhng'way, Sweet Pea.."
>The rocking continues
"Fnnarfn! N'ge. I'll get brecky soon, lemme 'lone."
>"First pet names, and now you assume I cooked breakfast for you? Presumptuous, aren't we?"
>Aaaahhhh buck, right. You're in Anon's bed. Come on brain, you're supposed to be ontop of this
>Ok Daring, two things: (1) I haven't had my coffee, and (2) you gave me a vacation last night on the E.S.S. Boarbon
>Ffffffine.
>You open your eyes to see Anon in loose clothing, bags under his eyes.
>"Hey there. Welcome back to the world of the living."
"Please, Mr. Reaper, I preferred you with your hood on."
>That earned you a laugh and a light smack to your chest
>"Come on, I've got lunch ready."
"Lunsh? Eer, geh!"
>You cough a few times to wake yourself up, rolling over onto your hooves
"Lunch? What time is it?"
>"Oh. Noonish. Closer to 1. C'mon, I can make a mean bowl of cereal."
>Insistant colt... but I guess I wouldn't want some relative stranger staying in my room any longer than necessary
>even if they were a sexy international mare of mystery
>You hop down off of the bed - a leap, really, that thing's way too high - and start out the door, sheets trailing off your body
>You don't notice him quirk an eyebrow, or bend down to pickup his bedspread
>Breakfast is all you're thinkin bout.
>Autopilot engage
>You meander into the kitchen and begin to root through all the things
>Spoons are in the wrong place
>coffee's....not here, it's over there
>ugh
>You make a move to the pantry but a hand grabs your shoulder
>"Hey... how about you just uh. Sit there at the table and I"ll take care of things?"
>Yeah... momma take care... ugh coffee need.
>Good sexual innuendo there brain, top stuff.
>You sit at the table and watch him work
>Admittedtly you also kinda made a mess of his kitchen, so...
>Anyway. It's fascinating how he does things. No hooves (of course) or mouth-use, just all hands and fingers
>Coffee kettle is being prepared! Good, good.
>He places two bowls on the table, some glasses and a couple cereal boxes, as well as fresh milk
>"I hope you don't mind if I don't cook today."
>Eh. Not the hoof-made brecky you're used to, but it'll do for now
>But you'll be sending dis stallion to some home economics classes or something
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Daring Douche
FanfictionDaring doo has every stallion in every city but she keep them a city apart but what happens whne she meet a very random Human that Came to Equestria.
