Chilling On Omegle!
This is the conversation I had with this super guy on Omegle. It got so random you'd think we were on crack...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hullo :D
Stranger: hai dar
You: ooooo you speak funny :D
Stranger: myesh
You: AHHH! Where's your funky language from!
You: I liek cats
You: do you like cats?
Stranger: DAS SCHWEIZ
You: They are so cool!
You: Guten tag!
Stranger: depends
Stranger: are you a hot female?
You: lederhosen and all that stuff
You: I am of the female species and I am very hot in these clothes
You: what about you ? Are you also a hot female?
You: I like dogs too but they're stinky
Stranger: wait wait
Stranger: no
Stranger: im a male
Stranger: *sexual tension initiate*
You: I like the male species
You: hahaha you're funny
Stranger: hawt
Stranger: how old are you?
You: In dog years? I'm not sure
Stranger: dog years works, I can convert
You: 112
Stranger: ugh..
You: i think... My maths sucks ass
You: I'm 112 in people years
You: what's that in dogs?
Stranger: that's cool
Stranger: 112x7
You: makes sense!
Stranger: def
You: you are a cool dude, man. You must be made out of ice!
You: You're just that cool
You: Omg My pet dog has just ate my iguana!
Stranger: im a boss, i'll give you that
You: How shall I live
You: No way!
You: I'm a boss yoo
You: too*
Stranger: that's the same question your dog asked
YOU ARE READING
Come into my World
Non-Fictionthis is going to be a collection of my really short stories and just some of my thoughts and beliefs on the world. i would say it'll have poems but i'm not that kind of person....
