i'm so sorry for this but i just had to omg, sorry if y'all hate it!
pov ; dan's, drunk state
phil has been away from the camera for hours, whyyy phil. at least i got to see his ass when he goed! wait, is goed a word? it is. it has to be. GOED, it's such an amazing word. that word is going to be on my grave stone, yay!
his wall is white, it reminds me of phil's skin. i laugh, my jokes are so funny. phil is funny. having sēx with him is probably funny. i have hormones running around my body, isn't that cool! i know it is, tee bee aich. did you understand that? it's tbh! i am way too funny.
wait, who am i talking too? oH, yes! i remember it all now, i have a little man in my head telling me stuff to do! i wonder how he looks, is he as handsome as me? i am extremely handsome, right? i have to be, phil wouldn't of have talked to me if i was ugly, he's too handsome for that. we are all handsome.
it has been 84 years. where are you phil? phillipa? i need to call him that! maybe dr. phil is better? he can probably make me feel better, insert smirk emoji smiley thing here. oh no, i forgot those stars! my imaginary book inside my mind is broken!
this isn't funny anymore, maybe i should go downstairs and talk to phil's grandma! she is so cool, i talked to her after i did phil's cousin and she had no idea! she is nice, nais, noise, noice, nonchalantly drinking tea in your bed. where did that come from? i am a dictionary!
noises, i wonder if phil's loud in bed? i hope. maybe if i told him to go to the howell's we'll meet? i can't, i want it to be perfect. perfect, like phil's ass. no, his legs! his nose, tongue, arms, mouth. moouth, the very kissable mouth.
"hi dan, i am back!"
phil sits down in his bed again and it jumps, my hormones flows around again! they are riding, they are so lucky! i haven't been doing that for a week, why? i am strange. phil is waiting for me to reply, i have to talk. i hit my tongue, it needs to talk. wait, that isn't my tongue, that's my crotch! i am stupid!
"you were gone for hours!"
"i was gone for three minutes, you dork."
"dork! that is a cute nickname, are you flirting?"
phil rolls his eyes, he probably wants me to be sober. i feel sorry for him, why did i get drunk whilst talking to him? it was so stupid, poor phillyboy. philly is mine forever, i loveee him. we have talked for 3 weeks. it is so cool!
"why do you get so drunk if you know how it ends up?"
"it's fuuun! get drunk, philly."
"oh, i don't drink."
"pleaseee."
phil shakes his head with a chuckle, a small cute little chuckle with his small little cute mouth. his mouth is small, what are we going to do when we are netflix and chilling? my dong is huuge, my dong is bigger than my forehead! wait, do i have a big forehead? i don't know anymore.
phil isn't talking nor looking at me, he is bussy being on his phone. he should talk to me, i should show him that. i need more to drink before that, i am so thirsty! i fall out of bed, how did i do that? oh, i was trying to take my drink, i remember stuff!
"dan, what happened?"
"i am trying to find low prices! hahaha, i am so funny!"
he facepalms himself, i can see it through the screen. i shouldn't be skyping him, i should be with him right now! i am sad, i want to be in his arms. his arms looks strong, his embrace looks so comfortable. i am sad now.
"phil, i want to be with you!"
"i-i-what?"
i am about to answer but i can hear his grandmother saying goodbye to my parents, no! he will have to go, i don't want to be alone! i am too much alone, i want to be with him forever. phil sighs, looking up at me.
"my grandma texted me, she is coming back."
"haha, i pranked called you! it was me, not her! i got you so bad!"
he laughs at me, why is he laughing?
"she texted me, dan. you are too drunk to be awake, get some sleep."
"sleep is for the weak! i will miss you, i have already started to like you and i want to be with you!"
"yea sure, but seriously danny, i have to go."
"aw danny, you are killing me philly. i loveee you!"
phil chuckles, why is he chuckling at me? i shouldn't of have said i loved him, he hates me now. phil says bye, he hangs up. he hanged up, he freaking hanged up. what am i going to do? i need to sleep. i need more alcohol!
yes, i can text chris again! he probably wants to do something, anything. i'll do it, yay! chris is so cool, good in bed and so cool! i just said that, lol.
lolzor.
lolsss
lols all over the place.
lol i'll just text him.
he answered! we are hanging out, netflix and chill. yay! i am excited! i am flying in my room, i am going out! i have to sneak out, my parents can't know. i am going out now. i have to hurry. yay!
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so, this chapter was, something different? if you didn't get it, dan got drunk during their skype call and it was written from his point of view. i really wanted the book to slow down, so i wanted to write this part to do so! i really hope it's okay!
