French Heartbreakers

Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold

Candice's POV:
Ever since I met the other ladies, I've really connected to them. While scrolling through Instagram, I saw Laurent posted a selfie from the Luau Restaurant. Rumor has it that Les Twins were scheduled to be guest on Larry King's Show today. Now is a good time to put my plan in motion. While driving to The Luau Restaurant, I called my friend, Trina; who works there.

"Hey, Candy. How are you?" Trina happily asked.
"I'm doing great. Listen, do you work today?" I replied.
"Yeah, what's up?" Trina answered.
"Great. I need you to met me in the back in five minutes." I said.
"Okay bye." Trina replied and hung up the phone.

As I parked in the back, Trina run up to my car.

"Girl, you sounded so anxious on the phone. What's going on?" Trina curiously asked.
"I need you to do me a big favor. Convince Laurent to order the Hawaiian special burger meal. It's his favorite. Put this on the burger. It's his secret sauce. He absolutely loves it. Please do that for me." I explained as I gave her a small container.
"Sure. They're gonna give me a tip right?" Trina asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Usually they do. But in case they don't, here." I answered and gave her a fifty dollar bill.

After Trina thanked me, I sped off in hopes Les Twins didn't see my exchange with Trina.

Author's POV:
While Les Twins waited for the waitress to arrive, Trina power walked to their table and screamed,

"Hi my name is ...OH MY GOD! ITS LES TWINS! OH MY GOD! I love y'all so much!"
"Excuse me. I need you to calm down so you can take our orders." Larry said with an annoyed expression on his face.
"Please, we're hungry." Laurent added.

Trina took a deep breath and calmed down.

"Sorry about that. What would you like?" Trina said while smiling.
"Give me my usual." Laurent said.
"And I'll have the same." Larry added.
"Okay. Thank you and I'll be back with your orders." Trina replied after writing down their orders.

Trina walked into the kitchen and gave the orders to the cook. She also told him to put the special sauce on one order only. Trina brought Les Twins their drinks and went back into the kitchen.

"Trina, two Hawaiian meals are ready." The cook mentioned.
"Thank you. Which one has the special sauce?" Trina asked.
"The left one." The cook answered.

Trina returned to the table with the orders. She placed the left one in front of Laurent. And the other to Larry.

"Enjoy your meals." Trina said and walked away.

As Les Twins ate their food, Laurent asked a question.

"So, what did you and Mya do after the fair?"
"Nothing." Larry simply replied.
"What you mean, nothing?" Laurent asked.
"Just like I said. I drove her home. I kissed her. And that was it." Larry replied.
"Wow, she told you no, didn't see?" Laurent asked.
"Pretty much." Larry replied.

Laurent laughed and sipped his Sprite.

"It's cool though because it's only a matter of time before I pop those panties." Larry said and laughed.
"To popping the panties!" Laurent laughed as he toasted his soda with Larry's.
"Did Fiona let you pop her panties?" Larry asked with a smirk on his face.
"No. But man...I was so close. If she would have opened that door. I would have gave her the business all over the house." Laurent replied while shaking his head.

Larry laughed until he had tears in his eyes. After they finished eating, they headed to the studios. Meanwhile, Candice called Fiona, Mya and Denise and invited them to her house. Hours later, the ladies gathered in Candice's master bedroom. They snacked on chips, popcorn and pretzels; waiting for the Larry King show to start.

"Oh look! It's on!" Denise excitingly shouted.

All the ladies full attention was on the tv. Larry and Laurent sat in their seats across from Larry King.

"Good evening. I'm Larry King. Today, we have hip hop dance sensation,Les Twins. Welcome to the show."
"Thank you so much." Larry said.
"Such an honor to be here." Laurent added.

As Larry King continued to ask Les Twins related questions. Laurent started to get hot. Laurent took off his jacket and wiped off the sweat from his forehead. Then Laurent drink two cups of water.

"Laurent's acting weird." Mya mentioned.
"Those lights must be producing a lot of heat." Fiona suggested.

Larry glanced at Laurent and whispered,

"You okay?"
"I don't know. I don't feel right." Laurent whispered.

Everyone heard Laurent's stomach churning. Laurent quickly covered his mouth as if he was going to vomit. Then, Laurent uncontrollably released a loud fart. Larry King's mouth dropped.

"Did you just fart?" Larry whispered as a foul smell made its way to his nose.
"Ew!" Larry said as he covered his mouth and nose.
"I CANT HOLD IT!!" Laurent screamed and ran off the stage; holding his butt.

The ladies were shocked at what they just witnessed and laughed out loud.

"What the hell is wrong with him?" Denise asked.
"He got the BG's." Fiona answered.
"The BG's?" Candice asked with tilted eyebrows.
"The Bubble Guts." Mya said while laughing.

Candice laughed even harder. Fiona turned to Candice and asked,

"What did you do?"
"I made him overdose on magnesium hydroxide." Candice replied with a devious smile.
"What !" Fiona shouted.
"Are you trying to kill him?" Mya yelled.
"Calm down, it's only milk of magnesia. He'll live." Candice said and continued to laugh.

Denise was wiping tears of laughter from her eyes.

Larry's POV:
I ran after Laurent as he ran into the men's room. The moment I opened the door, I was slapped in the face by the funk of diarrhea. I quickly ran out the men's room. I stood outside the men's room door as Laurent screamed my name.

"What's wrong with you?" I asked.
"It's coming out like lava! Help me!!" Laurent screamed.
"I don't know what to do." I said.
"Gimme a bottle of pepto-bismol! I'm dying here! Aaahhh! Tell mami I love her!" Laurent cried out as he continued to loudly fart.
"Alright! Alright! I'll go to a store and I'll be right back for you." I said and ran to my car.

I went into the first corner store I could find and bought two bottles of pepto-bismol. I hurried back to the studios. Laurent was still in the men's room. I pulled up my neck warmer and went inside.

"Laurent?" I called out.
"Over here!" Laurent yelled.

I gave him both bottles of pepto-bismol.

"You okay?" I asked.
"Yeah." Laurent replied.

When I turned around, one of the producers was standing behind me.

"Hey! I want you two out of here!" The producer demanded.
"What you talking about? We're the guest!" I shouted.
"Not anymore. I want you two out of here right now! Or else, I'm calling security!" The producer yelled and stormed off.

I was so pissed off. I marched into the men's room and dragged Laurent out. He was pulling his pants up as I continued to yank him by the arm. When we got to the car, Laurent yanked away from me and yelled,

"Get off me!"
"Get your ass in the car! This is all your fault!" I shouted as I shoved Laurent in my car.

We argued in French all the way home.

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