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"Hello, welcome to McDonalds. What would you like to order today?"

"Food."

"Of course, idiot. Why the heck would you come here if you didn't want food? Now get some food, or I'll leave you."

"But you can't because this is your job and you loooove serving customers and your job."

"Oh, just order now."

"Bossy, I see. I'll have a quarter pounder a meal please. Large fries and some...uh... Oh! I'll have a strawberry smoothie. 10 chicken nuggets also, please."

"So much for manliness. A boy with a pink smoothie."

"Shut up."

"Whatever. I find it quite brave that you drink something with the reputation for being a girls' thing."

"Rude."

"That's my middle name, honey. $10.50. Come up to the window."

"Thank you."

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