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A/N: ALMOST THE END GUYS ;-; im sorry. this is one of the best books i've written. anyways... here u guys go.

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"So... When are you quitting?"

"Actually, I just gave in my form today for Marshalls."

"Oh...?"

"Yep. So... Mr. French Fry, what do you want today?"

"You.."

"Haha, we're back to the old perv?"

"Seems so, yes."

"Oh... I'm going to miss you."

"When is your last day?"

"This Friday."

"Oh..."

"You're going to miss me?"

"I don't know."

"YO CAN YOU ORDER OR SOMETHING! PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY HUNGRY!"

"FUCK OFF."

"Damn... Bad James is out."

"Oh, whatever. We'll talk later. Uhm..."

"Chicken nuggets, quarter pounder-"

*laughs*

"Never gets old."

"It just did."

"Because you're the one that made it old."

"How?"

"Because you have some kind of wizardry that you use, like potions and stuff, then you say a spell, and make jokes old, like you, Dumbledore."

"No."

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I'M SAYING YOU'RE DUMBLEDORE, YOU SHOULD TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT."

"Okay, okay. Anyways... Two fries, and a strawberry and banana smoothie."

"Old person."

"Young people these days."

"How old are you, anyways? I know you can't really be old, you're not wise enough."

"Well... Tell me first about you, then I'll tell you."

"You just want to get in my pants."

"Nope."

"Oh, well, okay."

"So.."

"I'm twenty-three."

"Twenty-four. Vientiquatro."

"You know Spanish, now?"

"Yup."

"Good for you!"

"You sound like a teacher."

"Yep, and please come to the window and get your stuff. It's $7.98."


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