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"Hello, welcome to McDonald's. What would you like to order today?"

"Food."

"No crap, Colombo."

"My name is James, ya know."

"Do you hear that?"

"What?"

"It's a dimwit speaking."

"Shut up..."

"Now, what would you like to order today, James?"

"You?"

"Pedo."

"Little girl."

"Old man."

"Chicken nugget."

"Cheese burger."

"Big Mac."

*sarcastic gasp*

"Did you just call me big? When we both know you are."

"No, you just wish I was."

"Shut up, pickle head."

"You, too, kitty."

"Just order."

"Chicken nuggets, fries, and..."

"Hurry up!"

"Ooh... Eager, I see."

"Just do it."

"Nike."

"Stahp..."

"Begging now?"

"Shut up."

"Fiesty."

"JUST ORDER SODA, WILL YOU?"

"Sprite."

"Thank you! You're total is $4.89. Please come to the window."


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